Camron The Jar King

Hi There my name is Camron I'm just a little Writer guy that cosplays sometimes. 28 He/They Demi/Pan/Poly https://linktr.ee/camronthejarking

[arlo-rose]

Kieran the beloved <3

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[echos-of-incoherence]

“Where’s my fucking Vice, Gale?”

(um guys my mayors guard dog got kidnapped and now she’s tweaking help)

[goldenocie]

HELLO SAILOR????

[ot3]

every time i have to relearn that being disabled means not being able to do all of the stuff other people can i get so pissed. you mean its just like this forever? i want to do stuff...

[goldenocie]

"He's Just my dog."

(Reference under the cut!)

[camkingofjars]

Themmm

[viscountcornelius]

More Ghae pictures from February!!!

Rae: @viscountcornelius

Caspian: @ghostyjpg

[camkingofjars]

me when ghae people

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember

[vamplire]

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

[camkingofjars]

For the two year finale anniversary I rewrote the Jugen Leitner rant to be about Fable

Stupid Idiot Motherfucking Fable Gilded God Damned Fool Book Editing, Page Ripping, Rat Bastar, Car Salesman Lookin , Biggest Fool In The God Damned Pantheon,  Fable Guilded. Stop Pinning me when I talk about Fable Guilded, I hate him so much why does he have access to that fucked up book? Why did he decide to fuck around and find out, is he trapped? Is he a bastard? Why does this man have such a visceral effect on me, never even been in the same room and I know he has the world's most pretentious haircut.

If I wanted to get into Elysium and Ari said Fable Guilded was waiting inside I would piss on Ari’s feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. If I had to deal with listening to Fable Guilded speaking one word in person on stream I would close the tab and delete my bookmark out of spite to have to watch the whole SMP over again just so I can skip the parts where he is mentioned and Alive.

I don’t even know why I hate him so much, he hangs out in purgatory and stalks people’s dreams. He better have a horrific backstory to explain why he’s such a prick, if he’s just a rich asshole I’m going to lose it.

He better have had to kill someone for that book, if not I’m going to make him.

paypal.com/IFUCKINGHATEFABLEGUILDED

Episodes not even about him vaguely mentioned what is supposed to be his temple and i fucking lost it.

Where the fuck is Fable Guilded? If he escaped purgatory I’m going to wish so deeply he hasn’t

Crusty car salesman ass

I’ll punch fable in his sad frail god bones that will flake apart under my meat fist until all that is left is one final page of as it is with the words ‘now you fucked up’ in ancient Telkan

Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point.

I hope theres a date given for when Fable Guilded died or will die so I canmake it a reminder on my comm

That day once a year I’ll see it and do anything but pay respects to the god that did so many fucked up and unjustified things.

[goldenocie]

I really have to start just making video essays because I have so many topics I feel the need to yap about

[goldenocie]

People have been asking what topics and here’s my non-exhaustive list:

- Reasons why Ai is actually bad and why certain versions of it are bad (for the people that blindly support it) but that people need to remember that not all AI is generative AI and there are certain things that it IS capable of doing that are beneficial to this world and we need to focus on those/finding ways to minimize/criminalize the evil bits. (For those who blindly hate it)

- Why I’m not a fan of Hazbins queer rep and how their depictions of queerness stop at the sexual/romantic aspects of queerness rather than the actual culture (not bad rep. I’m not saying that. More like lukewarm. Mostly has to do with how the show depicts the Ace/Aro spectrum and its lack of trans characters and trans influence in the very very queer cast)

- Why I hate that fuck ass blue peacock for helluva boss. Both as a character (person) and a character (tool)

- the rise of hate towards indie creators for decisions made in their show which doesnt typically get matched when compared to bigger companies (Vivzie, Gooseworks, and Toby Fox all getting shit for their writing choices while bigger shows tend to just get called bad after they have bad writing.) (…except for stranger things seemingly) (and Harry Potter but that shits deserved.)

- The killing of any acceptable way to be a child of the internet resulting in kids pretending to be adults and making their ways into places they shouldn’t be

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[donicosplay]

Star bound memes

[goldenocie]

Mi-Go would reblog all of these with the caption "literally me"

[mgsr]

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[bloomingskullz]

I need the wiki to be wrong cause there’s no way the Tad Hopper is 4’11

That’s at least a mid height man not slightly taller then Navi

[connorsnothereeither]

Nah that’s fully canon LOL Tad is short- at least a foot shorter than a lot of the other characters

You can kinda see the height difference more in some of he art pieces lolol- she should actually be shorter in the Vesper one but… she’s on tippy toes :)

[camkingofjars]

She's hug sized :3

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[medusas-daughter]

Chappell Roan, who left her talent agency when she found out the Ceo was in the Epstein Files, is getting more hate than people in the actual Epstein files. Pedophiles are currently presidents and starting wars, wife beaters are getting awards and selling out stadiums, but a lesbian who is not the nicest most cheerful person 24/7 is the actual devil and getting banned from performing. I think she should be meaner. Let her be the nastiest bitch in the world. Maybe more women will wake up from the fucking trance this world has put us through and realise being "not nice" is not the biggest crime in the world.