#feral asks

[feral-butch-dyke]

i'm a straight girl that's been fantasizing abt you turning me inside out

Yeah baby? You've been fantasizing about my thick girlcock pounding your needy little pussy till you were soaking and screaming? Sounds like you might need some help, because that doesn't seem very straight to me.

Tell you what babygirl, I'll hold you tight in my big strong arms and grind my palm against your clit while I fingerfuck you better than a man ever could. I won't let you cum though, not yet. I'll keep you on the edge until you're begging for it, and I'll make you admit how desperate you are for a woman's cock inside you. Once you've finally come to your senses, I'll pound you like never before. You'll cum so many times from my cock that you won't even be able to think about a sexy woman without getting wet anymore. You're welcome sweetheart~

[feral-artistry]

Zeff might not have had a lot of screen time, but he left an impact! What're your headcanons for the man?

Ooohhhh Zeff! I can't not like Zeff. He's big, he's strong, he CAN be scary- but he chooses not too when it matters most.

Zeff was and is still very popular with the ladies—but he has a certain gruff finesse that Sanji doesn't. Mostly, Zeff has the life experience to know when to have a gentle hand and a bit of vulnerability when flirting. He’s a softer flirt. He can say the same outlandish things Sanji does but with the tone and social context to have it land sensually, respectfully, and sincerely. (Sanji will get there with time)

Zeff 💯 gave Sanji the best (worst) sex talk with very creative food metaphors. Zeff was embarrassed, Sanji was confused, and it is only years later when Sanji falls in love for the first time that he suddenly realizes that wasn't a recipe for food but for how to treat a woman right when you really like her. (Maybe one day I'll write it or do a birds and the bees head cannons post for a few characters who definitely got unconventional words of wisdom)

He fiddles with his mustache when nervous.

I think Zeff regrets never settling down and having a family of his own prior to adopting Sanji. I think that when he did adopt Sanji and opened the Baratie it gave him the opportunity to finally feel that dream realized, never really having thought he wanted it that badly or that it was even something he was allowed to want/have/deserve.

Expanding on that---he wants Sanji to settle down and bring him grandkids one day to spoil. He probably has sappy little daydreams about spoiling grandkids and teasing Sanji about parenthood that are exceptionally domestic...but he'll never tell because he's a gruff and tough man after all!

Can you imagine him spoiling a granddaughter and braiding her hair as she braids his beard? Here let me help you imagine:

If Sanji is meant to be a girl dad then Zeff was MADE to be a girl Grandpa.

[stillthatking]

*gifts you #1 dad mug* :}

"for... for me? Aw, thank you! I don't quite remember being adopted by you, but this mug?" He raises it, like some golden prize. "Means the whole world to me. I know we don't really need to eat in this digital world, but from now on this is my one and only cup!

Water, milk, coffee, banana bits, rice and chowder. All from this cup! Hang on, let me show this to my clone."

@kinger-inthedark "Not to brag or anything..."

[feral-ffa]

Keep going ? Barely noticeable right ?

Swelling up real good. Keep at it!

[feraltwinkseb]

all I see in that George picture is Gru?!? Like from the minion films things

I see your vision...and raise you young Gru, particularly him with him holding the queens crown, which I think fits the vibe

[feralattentionwhore]

Write the post! Some of us wants to see it really badly!

I can't type coherently enough please T.T

[certified-handler]

In the event Bartender was badly injured, by someone punishable by the boys. WHICH boy is the last one they would want to get their hands on them, and who would have the most 'fun' taking out the trash? If the answer is different >w>

Oh ho ho ho ho!

Well, this is just hard to answer without knowing exactly what kind of hurt we're talking, and just how badly but I'll just assume we're talking real bad and go from there.

tw: violence, blood

Sun, for example, doesn't like messes and is more likely to just snap a neck and be done with it. BUT if they hurt his darling love? It would be marvelously terrible. There might not be an inch of that penthouse bathroom that isn't splattered in blood. He'd try to keep the person alive and awake for as long as possible and, dare I say, he might enjoy it the most.

Moon and Eclipse would be equally as violent but with the difference that unless Eclipse is holding back, this person would die sooner at his hands. They'd both take their time, though. Neither one of them is above torture and a prolonged death for those that deserve it.

But uh... I gotta say I think Sunny boy might be the one to fear in this situation, especially if he's got time on his hands.

He doesn't like messes but this person went and made him make a mess anyway. It might as well be a glorious mess...

[caffeini]

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🌍 favorite lore theories?

I haven’t really kept up with the many fan theories that surround Fer.al lore, but one of my favorites has probably something to do how Luka is the killer (or he’s atleast related to them), who is behind the many killings that have taken place in the Blood Tundra + how The Tree in Blood Tundra is corrupting every single person that stays there for too long and how it may have somehow corrupted the rest of the Blood Tundra and turned it into the one we know now.

⭐ favorite quest?

I really love the “Washed Up” quest! I feel like it adds another layer of depth to Luka and the whole atmosphere and the vibe of the quest, that there’s something deeply wrong with the way Luka and the Castaway interact with eachother and that Luka is trying to constantly cut off and keep us (as the player) from talking to the Castaway and what happened to them, just really gives me the creeps, you know?

💵 opinions on the season pass?

I really liked it at first, since all of the items/creatures/sanctuaries seemed to be cool/interesting/something that I would actually use while playing, instead of simply buying it, using it once and then never using it again afterwards. But now, I’m not too sure. Since there’s so little to do in-game rn (the lack of minigames, guilds/groups, longer questlines, lore etc.) I still feel like I won’t spend enough time playing the game to justify buying it.

🎮 favorite activities to do in game (roleplaying, minigames, trading, etc)

I really like to play the minigames on Fer.al as a way to pass time and I really wanna get all the items from the minigames (especially the kimono/kitsune set from dwd). I also spend alot of time in the character customization menu and try to create tons of outfits lol. (Maybe I should post some of those outfits here?) I would be into trading and getting rares etc., but it’s feels really risky to do so because there seems to be no general consensus on what counts as rare or what is seen as valuable + the fact that the value of items is really inconsistent and seems to rise and drop randomly.