#ff7 kunsel

[ashorterurl]

Wants and wishes for Revelation to look back on when the game is out:

• Kunsel

• incapacitated wheelchair Cloud

• something about Zack but honestly I don't even know what I want for him from this game. I'll know it when I see it.

[ryanthel0ser]

Zack: I wonder if she likes me

Kunsel: she...she just tried to hit you with a bat, multiple times. she wanted to break your bones

Zack kicking his feet: I know, she's so awesome...

[thelovelymissbigbadwolf]

Zack would wear this on a t-shirt

He would! Full display and proudly, finding it hilarious and just a funny joke until he thinks about it too deep and "wow that does suck".

Though he'd definitely hide it from Angeal who would scold him on how it's a tasteless joke and how his life is wonderful, how much everyone around him loves and cares for Zack and just about aggressively heal his mental state so ANGERED that his friend would feel down like this, Zack of course laughs in return though is greatly grateful for having his friend care so much about him. Yes Angeal got teased for it for at least a month and yes the extra tough training sessions were totally worth it.

Sephiroth agrees and often giggles whenever he sees it, he'd like to borrow it, but know he would end up stretching the shirt and feel bad about it. Zack gets wind of Sephiroth's discreet giggles whenever he reads the shirt and secretly gets him one on his size and now they're matching. And now Angeal is scolding both.

Genesis on the other hand finds it hilarious and not only gets himself a shirt, but a silk robe of all things with that printed on the back, they only found out about it when Angeal had to go talk over some late reports with Gen who was on his self care session, with his moisturizing mask already on, drinking his favorite alcoholic drink mix (wine and whisky for some reason) and Angeal sees it and scolds him.

In the end all three join forces to buy the full set for Angeal who's gotten fed up and just gave up at this point. Now he has a shirt, sweatpants and hoodie with that print.

One day he visits Cloud over with the shirt and the blonde laughs so hard water squirted out of his nose like this. Zack laughs so hard he gags.

Then Kunsel saw the shirt.

K: What the fuck man.

Z: Pretty funny, right?

Kunsel snorts and whispers with Zack and they come up with a plan. A simple plan. Sorry for he bad joke.

Kunsel copies the design on Photoshop and then somehow managed to hack ALL computers in Shinra. He may or may not have cooperated with Reno. But, still, now all computers have that design as a desktop wallpaper. It took them a whole day to get it off.

Bonus: Eventually Aerith sees that shirt and all is good... Though Zack did forget it at her house and went over to retrieve it. He found it being used as a pillow case. Her excuse? "It smells like you..." He cried badly because he was over the moon about it.

[sephirthoughts]

Kunsel taking off his helmet

[getvalentined]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love 🖤

uwaaaa thank you! ♥

1 · Smoke and Mirrors · Averting the Nibelheim Incident with weed and a blowjob, played completely serious. (This fic took a year to write and I'm indescribably proud of it.)

2 · Twenty-Seven · Happy birthday, Vincent! How old are you this year? (Still really proud of this one, over ten years later.)

3 · Failed Attempt · Plot with a side of porn, and make it body horror. (I love unfun times with Vincent's limit breaks.)

4 · Possible Dreams Are The Only Kind · A director's orders should be absolute, but SOLDIER First Class Kunsel has good reasons to refuse. (An exercise in making my boy fit the original canon, a bit dated but I'm still really fond of it.)

5 · The End of the World · Vincent and Genesis wait for the apocalypse—and they wait for a long, long time. (Written in a fugue state in one night, I still see this one as a happy ending even if no one else does.)

[moonstoneraven]

zackseph :)

[stygiovictoria]

au where nothing happens and they are just normal boys

[zacksincorrectquotes]

Cloud: Is there a word that’s a mix between sad and mad?

Kunsel: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate

Zack: Smad