I can't stop thinking about FinIta because their dynamics around food would be absolutely hilarious. Like imagine this docile Italian man visiting his Finnish boyfriend and his Nordic family thinking they'll have a good time, only for them to do the absolute worst war crimes on Italian food you've ever seen and it basically turns into a game of Break the Italian.
And it's not pineapple on pizza levels, it's worse.
I'm talking ketchup on pasta then cutting it with a fork and knife, banana pizza(??!!), strawberry pizza(???), and just as Italy is about to lose his mind... Fin pulls out this monstrosity... the Mämmi pizza.
Next thing you know there's a fight, a hospital visit, and one more single Finn, in that order.









