We bought a big bag of marshmallows and my mom decided to try to toast them. Bear in mind that we're not from the US and all we know about toasted marshmallows is what you see on TV. I learned that:
Marshmallows are really flammable
I really really hate their taste
I really really hate their texture
I give the experience a 5/10 overall. Awful to eat but really funny to make and I was also the only one able to toast one perfectly without setting it on fire. Unfortunately that also means I had to eat it.
the fire dept determined it wasn’t an emergency, but it still smells like smoke and burning plastic, so the managers gave me these cinnamon pine cones and put me on de-stinking duty
fire, esp raging ones (maybe a pangender term for all fire related terms)
demonic / infernal
being a god of fire
having fire-type magic
coals / embers / small flames
i couldn't find anything connected to being a god of fire, but I found terms for everything else!
Fire/Raging Fire:
Firevesil/Vesifire: a Vesility term for most or all of one's identity is influenced by fire.
Pyrojoyic: a gender related to the joy of the burning around you, havoc ensuing and it being your peace.
Firelexic: a gender that is/is related to the word ‘fire’!
Flamelexic: a gender that is/is related to the word ‘flame’!
Burnlexic: a gender that is/is related to the word ‘burn’!
Demonic/Infernal:
Vesidae/Vesidemon: a vesil or vesility that demons, demonic features, or being a demon affect most of your identity.
Demonvesil/Daemvesil: a vesility identity in which many or all aspects of one's identity are connected to, related to or influenced by demons or being a demon in some way.
Candemonic: a gender related to candles, demons, demonic magic, nighttime, moonlight, fire, and black ink.
Demonenic: A gender that feels like it’s radiating demonic energy.
Fire-type Magic:
Firemagian: a gender connected to fire magic. this may apply to witchcraft or fictional magic.
Coals/Embers/Small Flames:
Alderuyaqua: an aldernic term for when one has, or wishes to have, a body that is, partially or fully, overgrown or overtaken by magma, lava, ash or fire.
The-Only-Housegender / Housefiresongic / House-Firesonggender / TOHTNOF(Y)gender
Or as one big name
The-Only-House-That's-Not-On-Fire-(Yet)-gender
A gender that feels related to and/or validated by the song The Only House That’s Not On Fire (Yet) by Lemon Demon.
It can feel optimistic despite being in a bad situation. Like even though things around it aren’t the best, it’s bright and happy, taking the bad and turning it into good.
It also can feel connected to the song in other ways, such as the lyrics, the tune, the beat, etc.
It can also feel validated through the song.
-🐎
hey celtic paganblr, i wanna do something for winter solstice and normally you're supposed to light a whole ass log on fire but i do not have access to a log and i would rather not arson my whole apartment complex. would lighting a candle be enough?
nobody asked 4 the essay but here’s why bubby kins candle queen :]
for context this sparked entirely because @toonbly (hope u don’t mind the @) said that bubby kins a ghost and pals character in the grtv server and i, a dumbass norman minecraft kinnie, immediately went to the ghost and pals playlist to kin assign him. that being said, let’s begin !!!
“Ever since she was a child
She always knew how to get her way
Just act a little bit wild
And someone will surely come to play”
bubby in his got damn tube momence !! he learns how to get the approval of the scientists doing tests on him by appealing to them and doing as he’s told
“It's a truth she took to heart
But humility and patience didn't come with age
She's born to play this part
A diva's always center stage”
i don’t think this needs explaining but! bubby accepts that the only way he’ll be loved is if he appeals to the scientists, hence ‘a truth she took to heart’. he’s out of his tube now!! the scientists show him off, that he’s the perfect human being and that he was born to be absolutely perfect
“Toddler's cries that grow louder and louder
Relishing in untestable power
Glowing red in a black and white scene,
The one and only:
Candle queen”
‘toddler’s cries that grow louder and louder/relishing in untestable power’ bubby learns he has fire powers and that he can do Arson(tm) ! he doesnt know the repercussions of his actions, and as the fire burns around him he feels Powerful(tm), hes the one and only candle queen!
“Stoking the flames that burn higher and higher
Royalty with a crown of fire
Setting ablaze an extravagant scene,
The one and only:
Candle queen”
pretty much verbatim the last thing i said
“Addicted to adrenaline
And always looking for attention
Thought to be so genuine
When she's suddenly met with apprehension”
he keeps up his perfect human facade for a good while, but then he meets the science team and he’s met with people who don’t care if he’s perfect and has fire powers because God Damn It Theres Aliens Here!
“The fighting has begun
And she'd do anything to get ahead
Like using people as ladder rungs
And sweeping eggshells under the bed”
‘using people as ladder rungs’
haha turncoat go bbbbbbbb /j
“Ah, but there's hope for you still
Before it all comes unfurled
Ah, you just need to chill
It's not the end of the world”
dr. coomer talking to bubby !!! he tells him that he doesn’t need to be perfect and that the science team will always care abt him no matter what
“She just can't help but be this way
She lost her true self long ago
Now all her friends have been pushed away
Because a caricature is all they know”
bubby can’t help but keep up his perfect facade, since that’s what he was taught would allow him to be loved. the science team - dr. coomer have been pushed away from him by himself, because he thinks he isn’t deserving of their love
“Toddler's cries that grow louder and louder
Everyone rushing to disavow her
All alone in a black and white scene,
The one and only:
Candle queen”
bubby back in his tube momence!!! gordon is quick to disavow him, after all, he *is* a turncoat. bubby feels alone because of this, but still feels the need to keep up the facade
“Hurt by the flames that burn higher and higher
Clutching a broken crown of fire
All alone in the final scene,
The one and only:
Candle queen”
he’s hurt by his own actions, karma finally comes to get his ass. while the science team *does* forgive him, he still feels alone since he let down his perfect facade to explain why he did what he did. the science team departs, but dr. coomer stays behind to talk to him, after all putting down an emotional barrier you’ve had up since you were first created is pretty fuckin draining!
dr. coomer is the only one there to comfort him, alone in the final scene. the one and only candle queen.
