PRANK WARS
SYNOPIS— what happens when bob says something that leads to a prank war.
TAGS— established relationship. platonic relationship w/ joaquin, yelena, kate and bob.
PAIRINGS— johnny storm x fem!reader (hero)
WC— shortie.. 1.8k
The day had been simple enough. A couple missions done, a quick debrief, Joaquin and Johnny arguing about something minimal. That was until Bob had a made a comment.
You, Yelena and Kate all sprawled on the couch, their legs both on your lap with a couple of fluffy blankets wrapped around them as they sipped on some hot chocolate. The boys were all playing around on a new Nintendo console that Sam gifted them after they broke the last one.
“All I’m saying is the girls couldn’t handle a prank war.”
Immediate silence. The girls stopped sipping their drinks, Joaquin snorted. “Ain’t that the truth.”
Kate sat up, “Excuse me.”
Yelena turned to Bob, “Bob. Stop talking.”
“Pranks require precision, strategy and execution. You three jump at the smallest thing like when someone knocked on a door a little too loudly.”
Yelena got up, “That person knocked like he wanted to die. Which could’ve happened if it was for this one.”
Yelena gave you a look. “It was the delivery guy.”
“And also, I don’t jump. I kill..”
Joaquin tsked, “See. Not prank worthy.”
Johnny was silent. Too silent.
He opened his mouth, “I mean they do have a point.. they are soft..”
You turned to look at him, like he physically hurt you. He might’ve. You opened your mouth in disbelief. Johnny widened his eyes.
He froze, “I mean, no. No. That’s not what I meant.” Stammering his words.
Yelena and Kate shook their heads.
“Soft? I’m sorry.”
Johnny chuckled nervously. “I don’t know what I’m saying.”
Kate scoffed, “He agrees.”
“A trained assassin, a skilled archer and this one who can move things with her mind. But we are too soft?” Yelena leaned forward.
“He’s bout to be in the dog house..” Kate whispered.
Johnny shook his head, “No, no. I did not say that. Just mean that pranks are..”
“Johnny..”
Johnny stared at you, “Please. They were peer pressuring me! Don’t hurt me.”
The boys both rolled their eyes.
“So, you think I’m weak and I can’t handle this little contest.”
“I think.. you are so pretty.” Johnny nodded.
Joaquin smirked, “Digging himself an early grave.”
Kate jumped up, “Prank war!”
Joaquin cheered, “Let’s go. It’s on.”
Johnny who was still looking at you with pleading eyes, “Baby. I love you. Okay?”
You just glared at him, Yelena leaned over and whispered, “Kill him.”
You answered with looking away, “Later.”
The prank war had commenced and just like everyone would think, the boys definitely underestimated the girls. But they paid for it. Yelena, Kate and you all inflated many balloons filled with a mysterious liquid.
Kate had used her bow and arrow to set off the balloons while Yelena triggered a sensor so when Joaquin entered the room it’d set off, exploding all over his floor.
They simply waited.
Joaquin screamed from the hall.
“Dude! What is this?” He started before gagging at the smell.
Yelena cackled before running away.
15 minutes later. Johnny entered the bathroom for his usual pee break when a loud explosion occured. Yelena, Kate and you all stood outside giggling, Johnny came out as he triggered a glitter bomb.
He stood covered in glitter, his hair sparkling and shirt all pink.
He stayed still and silent.
“Babe. This is definitely your look.” You grinned as you all walked away.
The boys decided to get you all back.
You went over to lay down on your bed after a long day. As you laid, you saw cockroaches all over your pillow. You let out a scream.
“Ah! Johnny!” Yelled, you tried to run but slipped and hit your head.
All was heard was laughter from the boys. You grunted and stomped your way to the males, “I hate you guys.”
Glaring at them. Joaquin shrugged, “Will survive. Still effective.”
Johnny tried to stifle a laugh but he let out a loud laugh. “I’m sorry. Are you okay?” Trying to hide a smile.
“I hate you.”
Johnny stepped forward, “Will a kiss make you forgive me?”
Yelena threw a throw pillow, “Hey, no flirting during war.”
Many more pranks happened. Yelena and Kate both poured down fake blood down to shower head. Bob screamed when he saw blood coming down his body.
“What the. Yelena!”
“Ha.” She snickered with Kate.
Pulling his head out, “Yelena, is this fake?”
No reply.
Kate paused, “You scare me.”
“Thank you.”
Joaquin set up a bucket with a gallon of melted butter, the bad kind. And white feathers he found from Sam, asking if he could have them. She stepped over a the sensor and looked like a white chicken. She gave him a glare.
“Uh. I regret it.”
She whispered, “Good.”
Later that night, close to midnight. You were sitting on top of the washer, legs crossed. Johnny entered seeing you giving the ‘look’.
He sighed, “Hey..”
You hopped off, “Come.”
“Uh, I don’t want to. Don’t hurt me.. remember I love you.” He bit his lip walking over to you slowly.
“I’m not going to hurt you.”
He walked to you. You lifted your hand using your powers and grabbed some laundry scent beads and flicked them over his face, he flinched when it came into contact.
“That’s for putting cockroaches in my bed.”
Johnny nodded, “I deserved that.”
“You still think I can’t handle it?”
“Nope.”
He paused.
“But you are adorable.” He stepped closer and whispered close to your ear.
Kate gasped. “Hey. No flirting!”
Yelena groaned, “Gross.. we need to destroy them not make out with them.”
Johnny sighed, “I hate you guys.”
You leaned and planted a kiss on his cheek. “Love you too.”
Johnny sighed softly.
By Monday, the boys witched all the sugar with salt. Kate had coffee but it didn’t end well. She had a coughing fit. Then every hour, the girls made sure to put a series of heavy metal songs together everytime they’d enter the locker room.
The boys triggered air horn in the living room, Kate screamed, you screamed.
Johnny screamed because he was laughing.
And by the evening, Sam came to the tower and told them to meet him for an urgent meeting. They all grunted.
“I’ve heard about this little war. Knock it off. All of you.”
“They started it.” Kate immediately blamed glaring at the boys, Joaquin glared back.
“Not true!”
Sam sighed. “I don’t care who started it. I don’t care who is winning. I swear, if one more prank happens god so help me.”
Yelena raised her hand, “Who is winning?”
He gave her a look, “Yelena. Don’t piss me off.”
He left seconds later when Kate hummed looking at the boys, “Truce?”
“Guess so.”
Later that night, you were snuggled on the couch watching a tv show when Johnny came in. Holding your favorite drink.
“Am I allowed to sit?”
You shrugged, “Unless you try to prank me.”
He raised his hands in the air to show he didn’t want any trouble, “No pranks. Promise.”
You then moved aside, “Come then.”
Taking your blanket off, he soon took you in his arms laying next to you. You nuzzled your head onto his chest, “Cuddles are included in this truce.”
He chuckled, “Of course.”
“You still have glitter. On your face.” Trailing a finger across his cheek, holding up her finger which had pink glitter.
“I took like five showers. The glitter is inevitable.”
Resting his head on your shoulder, he hummed. “I missed you.”
“I miss you.”
Kate and Yelena saw you two cuddling on the couch, Kate gasped. “Dude!”
You looked up, “What..”
Yelena scoffed, “I knew it. You two would break the truce..”
Bob who came strolling in with a granola bar and Joaquin who had plopped onto the couch, “Damn it. Now I owe Kate 5 bucks.”
The next day. Bob was somehow bored at the tower, he did the dishes, did laundry, read some books but he needed something to do. He landed near a box of miscellaneous objects in the attic, no one knows why he was in the attic. He grabbed a mask.
It was a Halloween mask obviously. Bob was planning on scaring someone and that someone was no one other than you. He knew you’d get spooked easily, interesting that being very powerful you’d just not have any fears. But somehow seeing clowns kinda of scared you. Joaquin took to you a haunted maze one day and was a jerk and left you alone to freak out.
You were just a girl. You saw clowns and they chased you down until you got to the exit, you immediately made him pay for leaving you. He never did it again. Fast forward to now, Joaquin told everyone about that moment and you glared at them all.
So Bob, did exactly that. He wore the mask and hid behind any place you went, the laundry room, he was there. The kitchen, yup. The end of the hallway.. also there. The parking lot, he was there.
He made sure you saw him or the clown and immediately ducked when you did a double take. You were absolutely going crazy. You saw a clown, you could’ve sworn.
So that night, you looked around and saw nothing and wanted a snack so you went through the fridge, opening the door and bending down to grab a container of fruit. You hummed in delight biting into the melon, you got up and went to shut the door.
You saw the clown right there from the other side of the fridge door and let out a scream. Throwing the fruit onto the floor and falling onto the floor.
Bob let out a huge laugh, whining and covering your ears as he continued to laugh.
“I’m sorry. Why do you always fall when you get scared?” He hummed, smiling at you.
“You jerk.” You glared at him.
Joaquin shook his head, “Why is that your signature move? To fall like a possum..”
You grunted, “Listen jerks. You did this first.. now you!” Remembering the clown situation.
Kate sighed, “Don’t scare her. Her body just reacts that way..”
Yelena smiled, “Ah, yes. Like a sack of flour.”
Johnny came into the view, seeing you still on the floor. Giving you a look, “Did you get scared?”
You glared. “Shut up. You, three are on my dead to me list. Don’t ever talk to me again.”
Kate shook her head and tried not to smile. “Not the DTM list.”
You whipped your head, “Wanna be on it?”
“No ma'am."
Johnny nodded, “I’m sorry. I love you. But why do you just fall everytime you get scared..”
“I don’t know. I don’t tell my body it just does it.”
Johnny held his arm out, “Come.”
You took it and he pulled you in his arms and held you. “Bob, say sorry.”
Bob shrugged, “Sorry. But we won right?”
“No. You did not.” Yelena grunted.
“Yuh huh.” Joaquin rolled his eyes.
“You’re such a child.” Kate told him.
“Am not!” He yelled back.
“This all your fault. Hope you know that.” You mumbled to Johnny’s chest.
“I know..”
