#foolproof logic

[phoenixkaptain]

Tim: “Cass, I need you to put on this Robin suit.”

Cass: “Why?”

Tim: “I figure you should get a monopoly on being my favourite.”

[bossyknow-it-all]

just reading the signs

[strawberri-syrup]

button up shirts are made to be worn sluttily

[seraph-noodle]

Joji logic:

Save Shiro from Destron

Immediately go back to Shiro’s apartment which Destron probably knows about

Leave Shiro alone

[enbysiriusblack]

if yesterday i only had one cup of coffee and a frappe (which barely has any in)

and my doctor has said to only have up to 2 cups of coffee a day

then, since i basically only had 1 cup yesterday, i technically should be allowed to have 3 cups of coffee today, right?

[wellofcromulence]

My choices are better than your choices.

I say this because of my experience, and also the experiences of people who have told me passionate anecdotes about their choices. Plus I read it somewhere on the internet - or, even more convincingly, in this online slideshow from a published magazine. So while I will offer a conciliatory sentence here, I really have to say that my choices are the better ones, and therefore, everything you have ever done is wrong.

[mistah-pottah-blog]

i think tumblr increases your lifespan

because there are so many funny things on here. and, doesn't laughing like, make you live longer?