#friendlyone

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Me: "I know, I'll write unseriously so I won't be intimidated!"

*starts getting in the writing flow*

Me: "This is kinda good actually, I might be able to publish-"

*becomes stun locked*

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Me, looking at character names: This one is perfect!

Howtopronounce rolling up to ruin my life:

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Thinking about Cookie Run: Kingdom (cause hyper fixation) right now.

And I'm just realizing how absolutely horrifying a human in CRK universe would be.

At distance, these things almost look like cookies. They have the same general form, colors, and features. But as you get closer, things get strange.

There dough doesn't have the same crunchiness as a cookies, it's too soft. Yet, if you dare to get closer, you'll find it far too sturdy to be jelly.

There hair, also, is not icing. If you move closer still, you will find that their hair is not one single thing, but many tiny threads. Thinner than vines and stronger than webs.

If you stray too close, you'll find their dough far too moist, not enough to make you soggy, but enough to cause concern.

If you wish to make it crumble, you will find it full liquid, ready to cause your own crumbling.

And if you get to close... Well, you might discover that their mouths are made to dissolve cookies. That are are not it's equal, you are it's prey.

After all, cookies....

are delicious.

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What’s your favourite colour? :)

Blue! What's yours?

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I think the creature running around Cookie Kingdom (ie the human) should have some sort of ridiculously normal name.

Like Stephanie or something.

So I imagine Stephanie first introduced herself as that, Stephanie.

In Cookie Run: Kingdom, characters have their name end with their race. This is obvious for cookies, but we also see these with others (Maestro sugar gnome).

So in their minds, Stephanie was Stephanie Human, and that worked.

Until Stephanie introduced herself as "Stephanie Baker".

They were a little confused, wasn't she a human? But they rolled with it. Maybe humans had "baker" in their name instead? Cultural differences, and all that.

Then Stephanie started talking about another human with another ending to their name. And at this point the cookies are just confused.

At this point Stephanie is also fed up with having to explain this to every cookie she meets, so she asks if there was something easier to refer to her by.

So now they call her Stephanie Cookie, or Human Cookie.

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Gonna go fail my driver's test. Wish me luck.

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Me: I finally found a name for the character!

The actual devil (probably): what if you used it on another character?

Me:

The devil:

Me: "NO-"

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