#funny dad

[duckyskull]

it's stanning 司空长风 (sikong changfeng) for good health hours

[fawnfromthewoods]

allow me to present the text my dad sent me out of no where

[the-absurdity-archive]

Quotes From My Dad:

(While playing Mario kart) “Somebody just zonked me in the goog!”

“It looks like a Cheeto blew up out there.”

“What kind of sorcery is this?”

“Why don’t they just use Velcro?”

(To the cat) “What’s up, tootsapotamus?”

“Is tater tots a vegetable?”

“Mommy’s schlammin the door on fertility.”

[penuswilliams]

once I told my dad that I liked this type of flavored water

he ended up buying 3 cases of it

[lifblogs]

My dad responded with “lol” after my last text. Then after too long minutes of silence he sent, “Yuppers it’s greasy good”

What are dads?

[maybird321]

So today is my dads birthday and in the last 5 minutes my mom said he could be the boss. This led to me having to sing happy birthday after my sister ambushed me with a phone call where my father demanded we sing to him

[funny-adults]

FUNNY DAD

[A baby tries to say it's first word]

Baby: da-da

Dad: It's pronounced dad, you m0ron!!

[catacone]

Funny dad

So, I’m in the bathroom and my dad walks up the stairs to my room. ( I live in the attic area, but it’s like a regular room besides the slanted ceiling. Anyway,) My dad says “Peek at you?” And I was confused and said “no, I’m in the bathroom.” Which he replies “Pikachu? Do you want Pikachu?” I said no still hearing peek at you. Then he said “Then here’s a Bulbasaur” and tosses a green Gatorade into the bathroom. That’s when I finally realized he said “Pikachu” and “not peek at you.”

That’s when I laughed and said good one dad!

I know this might not be funny for everyone, but it was funny to me and I wanted to share this story to hopefully make others at least smirk.