#funny hamilton textposts

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At a dinner

James: hey dadd-t-thomas, can you pass the salt

G Wash: *spits water*

Alexander, Laff, Laurens and Mulligan: sniggering

[thathamiltonadict]

Hamilton self isolation chronicles

Thomas: Who turned off the oven?!?!

Hamilton: me why?

Thomas: of course it was you, my sourdough was in there HOW DARE U

James: let’s all just calm down

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Peggy: Alex hasn’t left his room in months, do you think he’s okay?

Angelica: he’s fine.... I think

[thathamiltonadict]

Jefferson: *singing the rubber ducky song*

James: Please for the love of god thomas stopppp

Hamilton: I’m sure he’s gonna go viral

James: shut up

(also my fellow jeffmads shippers you’ll love this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0AwF-Qrhvw)

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Continuation of @slipperystaircase ‘s suggestion cause I loved writing that

Angelica & Maria: EXCUSE US

Eliza: Angie?

Laurens: Damn Alex, how many side chicks u got?

Alexander: shook

Angelica: you’re never satisfied 

Eliza: why don’t you just publish a book about it??

Maria: yeah why you told me I was the only one

Laurens: idk seems a little sus

Alexander: scared as hell

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Jefferson: these frigin’ guardians

Madison: I thought you were playing animal crossing?

Jefferson: these divine beast won’t defeat them selves

Madison: isn’t it obvious it stresses you out, babe?

Idk why I did this it’s just cute, I guess