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oh no, they got to broadway

Jefferson: *singing the rubber ducky song*

James: Please for the love of god thomas stopppp

Hamilton: I’m sure he’s gonna go viral

James: shut up

(also my fellow jeffmads shippers you’ll love this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0AwF-Qrhvw)

my science teacher, explaining Newton’s 3rd law: every action has an equal opposite reaction-

me: tHANKS TO HAMILTON OUR CABINET’S FRACTURED INTO FACTIONS

is there anything hotter than watching your girlfriend sing the hamilton soundtrack word for word?

i think not

Alexander: No.

Alexander: Ha-Ha, unless?

My name is philip

I’m a poet

I got shot between the ribs just to show it,

And i,

JUST FUCKING DIED,

CAUSE GEORGE FUCKIN EACKER CAN’T COUNT TO NINE

John: *walks by*

Alexander: Shit, I'm gay

Eliza: *walks by*

Alexander: Shit, I'm bi

Washington: *walks towards Alexander with an angry expression*

Alexander: Shit, I'm dead

Hamgelica #1

Alex:

I could never date a tall female because we'd get in an argument and she'd put my phone on top of the fridge.

Angelica:

Way ahead of you.

#hamilton textpost