#gay shitposts

[dumbassacademia]

Me: I'm bi, which is short for "Bisexygal"

Person: Dont you mean "Bisexual"?

Me, winking at myself in the mirror: I absolutely do not

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

every friend group needs: a functional bi who gets the group out of trouble, a disaster bi who gets them into it, a gay mess with anxiety who listens to synthpop, the lesbian power couple, the “straight” one that has the brain cell of a golden retriever, a gremlin, the functional bi’s parents, and a manwhore

[transexualpirate]

actually i think the navy is gayer than the military because there's something inherently queer about being in open water. something so gay about the blue of the sky reflected in the ocean. about being directly above and yet infinitely distant from unexplored depths never touched by any living human. about being thousands meters away from land. about technically not being in any country, in no man's land, completely free, and yet working very opposite. and also sweaty buffed shirtless men

[sapphosnumber1bestie]

My girlfriend: *smiles at me*

Me: oh sweet mOTHER I CANNOT WEAVE!!!!

[gaygingerbread2002]

i’ve just finished work, haven’t had anything to eat today, and i’m headed straight for an iced coffee. i like to think that i’ve achieved something here, but i’m not quite sure what.

[bisexualchocolatemilk-blog]

minecraft says gay rights

[emmettspeakz]

Me saying or doing anything: That’s coming from a lesbian

[lesbianredpanda]

"By adding 10mL of acetone to the solution, three forms of gay begin to precipitate out"