#getup

[johnnythestoic420]

Happy Monday

“Get Up”

[mindmotives01]

Falling down is an accident, staying down is a choice.

[magic-weight-lose]

I Sat in the Same Chair for 3 Years. My Son Thought It Was Part of My Body.

Samar, 42, had a chair. It was her chair. She ate there, worked there, watched TV there. Her son, 7 years old, drew a family portrait. He drew himself. His dad. The dog. And a chair with a woman in it. 'That's you, Mama,' he said. 'You're always in the chair.'

Samar looked at the drawing. Her son had drawn her as furniture.

She didn't get angry. She got terrified. When did she become someone who was defined by a chair? When did her life shrink to one spot in the living room?

She learned that her body wasn't lazy. It was depleted. Her BHB had flatlined so completely that her cells had stopped asking for energy. She wasn't choosing to sit. Her body had forgotten how to stand.

BioVanish™ didn't just give Samar energy. It gave her permission to leave the chair.

The first step: 🪑 Week 1: Stood up. Walked to the kitchen. Sat back down. But she stood. 🚶‍♀️ Week 3: Walked around the block. Her son ran ahead. She almost cried watching him. 🎨 Week 8: 16lbs lost. Her son drew another family portrait. She was standing.

'He drew me with legs. Two legs. Standing. He said 'Mama, you're not in the chair anymore.' I taped that drawing to my fridge. I'll never sit still again.'

What's YOUR chair? 👇

Educational Science:

"When BHB flatlines, your body stops asking for energy. You don't choose to be still. Your body forgets how to move. Restoring BHB restores the desire to live."

*"Leave Your Chair with 180-Day Guarantee"`

[nwjnsicons]

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[ogmaddoxtamoke]

I'd say calling this guy wacky is a major understatement. Full on loony is more fitting for this toon. All I know for certain is this: Do NOT ask for sugar if he offers. You'll regret it.

One sticker left to go. Can't believe we're near the end of this little journey. Crazy that I started this little series a whole-ass year ago. Well, not as crazy as this guy, but you get what I mean. Anyway, lemme know who you think is last on the roster and you'll see how wrong you were come Monday.

[mattapparentlystumbltourneys]

Giraffe Girumble - Last Chance Preliminary B

Which giraffe should get a spot in the girumble?

Unnamed Giraffe (The Promised Neverland)

The Dangiraffe

Getup

Giraffe (Un Lun Dun)

Valkyraffe

Raging Bolt

Giraffe Prototype

Voting ended onFeb 1, 2024

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Unnamed Giraffe propaganda:

the main character's wish was to ride a giraffe! and then she finally gets to in the epilogue! this is the giraffe who helps that dream come true while surrounded by her family!

The Dangiraffe propaganda:

In the episode "The Beak" Candace takes on the identity of a supervillain she calls "The Dangiraffe" in order to bust her brothers who have decided to become superheros in a bird-themed superhero suit. She doesn't actually have any powers but dresses up like a giraffe, I guess because of her famously long neck.

Getup propaganda:

She's a good friend and we love a clumsy queen

Giraffe (Un Lun Dun) propaganda:

Absolutely horrifying

Raging Bolt propaganda:

"it's a Brontosaurus--" no it's a giraffe

Giraffe Prototype propaganda:

So, the basis of this show is a group of angels that makes animals for God. Like most designers, they have to make many attempts before they’re successful. Their first attempt at a giraffe is a long necked deer that passes out from lightheadedness and cerebral anemia. Here’s a link to the clip: https://youtu.be/jI85dL3ooVU?si=HuNa2sdxLwuW2BYs

Valkyraffe did not get any propaganda. I instead offer you the eshop page for the Mega Man Zero ZX Legacy Collection.

[makofox]

Good Mornings 😜

https://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?si=mGD1aoTo53NdqT4U

[whossama]