#glutened

[thrxckmxrtxn]

The pizza I ate this evening knocks impatiently on the door as if that’s a reasonable way to ask to leave. Clutching my stomach I hobble to the bathroom, quetiapine sends me back to sleep on the toilet, then the gates of hell open at my back passage.

I negotiate fiercely, “please, spicy wheat disk, don’t break anything on your way out”, tears and sweat dampen my face as I plead for my life.

“No problem, bestie, I’ll be quick” the pizza replies, before driving a 16 wheeler through my living room window.

I am left with nothing but rubble and haemorrhoids. Good pizza though.

[chronicallyillldsgirl]

i finally got a referral to a geneticist!!

today i had my first voice lesson in a really long time

it was terrifying but fun because i got really insecure about my voice and quit but decided to come back

we're working on the song wishing you were somehow here again from phantom of the opera

it was actually really fun and my ma took a video and i did not sound bad like i thought i did

i got glutened yesterday and my stomach has hurt sooo bad since

pushed it too far hanging out with my friend cuz i thought my flare was over

like i skipped mutual cuz it hurt too much even tho i got a bunch of temple names ready lol

twas not

anyways

-anonymous m

[androgenetics]

getting glutened by kissing hot people should not be physically possible. your honour my celiac diseased ass deserves a horny pass

[saffity]

Ugh, learned last night that a brand of bread that I thought was strictly gluten free has a line with wheat in it.

That was NOT a fun drive home, the poor husband had to clean the car while the kids had to stay in their carseats for safety while my body emptied itself of all contaminates.

Now to spend the next few days with tummy pain till things settle down.

Celiac sucks

[ash-wolf-runner]

Mini GF lemon curd cheesecakes. The lemon curd and filling turned out great but the base was constantly crumbling and falling apart (like me). Was very popular with my family despite the base issues.

[baja-blastoise]

I haven’t had gluten for one day (save for one accidental unthinking bite of chicken strip but that was it) and one side of my head hurts like a migraine and I’m achy idk what to do?? What should I look for in the coming days? Any suggestions or recommendations for helping symptoms, replacements for foods, etc?

[michellesjourney2]

Some days you work out hard, get your steps, and kill it. Some days you have to let your body heal. I got cross contaminated last night with gluten. So sick today. Room activated charcoal, drinking water, and am resting to heal faster #celiac #celiacdisease #glutened #autoimmunedisease https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ReihbgVRW/?igshid=1vc0rcuspeam9