#gotham posts

[fangsforfags]

Bruce: hey jerome, can i ask you something?

Jerome: go ahead Brucie. I've got nothing to be ashamed of.

Bruce: okay, what's archive of our own? And what does pwp stand for?

Jerome: *turning red* you know what? No more questions!

[stabbyapologist]

Gothamites should be the Gotham Fandom's name if it isn't right now because DUDE.

[fangsforfags]

Bruce: I like the view.

Jerome: You're my best view.

Bruce: Ehhh.

[fangsforfags]

Bruce: Why are you wearing my suit?

Jerome: *struggling to get out of Bruce's suit* I thought I could fit in it....

Bruce: What happened?

Jerome: ....i got stuck. :(

[fangsforfags]

Based on me and my best friend.

Jonathon: *insults Jervis.*

Jerome: You're so mean.

Jonathon: *fake shock* What do you mean? I'm the nicest person you've ever met.

Jerome: Mhm....

[stabbyapologist]

Riddler would be the one who wants to do all the work in a group project; then Jerome, at the last minute, would change EVERYTHING overnight and let them both present some fucking weird shit like

Riddler: The Cerebellum of the Brain is mixed with beef sauted with peas and onions with a second layer of Jam and Lady Fingers—

Jerome: *chuckling behind his report*

[stabbyapologist]

Fish Mooney is probably like the Cover for Madison's "Surprise, bitch; bet you saw the last of me" famous line.