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I actually don’t use pronouns. Yeah actually am incapable of using them - umm ahhh I wait no (I) mean incapable of using individual signifiers of my oh fuck I mean of using individual signifiers of the vague concept of … existing as a human. Yeah. That totally makes sense. I FUCK umm vague concept of human existence that occupies mind space sounds really smart.
The Princess: It's my name.
You: What is?
The Princess: Slay.
You: Yes, I'm to slay the princess.
Narrator: Yes, get on with it!
The Princess: No, I'm slay the princess.
You: You're Slay...
The Princess: The Princess.
You: Slay, The Princess.
Voice of the Hero: What?
Narrator: What?
Voice of the Skeptic: Oh for the love of...
You: [Explore] That's an unusual name.
Slay, The Princess: Yes, it's short for, this is embarrassing... Slayter. It's an old family name. My parents thought they were being very clever. I hate it.
Narrator: Oh no.
Voice of the Skeptic: Yeah, you seem more like an Ianthe to me.
Voice of the Hero: So we're not to slay you?
You: [Explore] Narrator, exactly what were you told?
Narrator: Well... I was handed a note by the king that said "To slay The Princess" and told the fate of the world depended on it and to not let her out of this basement until the task was complete.
Slay: It says "To: Slay, The Princess". Or it should have, father never paid attention to grammar.
You: I give the note to The Princess.
Narrator: No, you do not!
Slay: Shut it. <She breaks the royal seal and reads the note> Yes, it's a passive-aggressive note from my father in his atrocious royal handwriting that says I'm to clean up my basement or I'll have no more prisoners to torture and there will be hell to pay if I don't.
Narrator: I'm going to be tortured.
Voice of the Hero: Are we the baddies?
Voice of the Skeptic: I'm going back to bed.
I’m too proud of this joke to not share it with the world
Pronouns? No, I’m anti-nouns. I hate people, places, and things.
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You’ve heard of Dungeons and Dragons, where there are dungeons and dragons; sometimes together, sometimes separate.
But have you considered...:
Dungeons or Dragons: a game show like tabletop game where your party hast o agree on having to solve a dungeon puzzle and potentially fight a few small monsters (which they may not be well suited to do) OR fight a specific dragon that they choose. Both the dungeons and the dragons become more and more difficult until they either kill the dragon running the game show or escape the show altogether.
Dungeons for dragons: A series of dungeon trials designed specifically to be completed by a group of young dragons in the process of being recognized as adults. The players each must puppet a young dragon of different colors/metals scales with limited physical or magical bonuses to complete a series of puzzles and slay a very strong foe (either together or as a competition against each other).
Dungeons nor Dragons: a tabletop fantasy role playing game that contains neither dungeons nor dragons, but every other single trope. It can be kind of annoying how hard they hammer the lack of dungeons and dragons home. There are a lot of other creative ideas though, you can tell the developers really put their heart and soul into the game.
Dungeons... but Dragons: Your party must escape the belly of a massive dragon that has begun to consume the very world they once lived it. There are puzzles, traps, monsters (anti-bodies), and npcs trapped there as well. The dungeon ends with the death of the titanic dragon.
Dungeons, yet dragons: The party must navigate a dungeon with the threat of a dragon chasing them. As they navigate past the traps and puzzles, the more they leave behind for the dragon to trip, the easier the dragon will be to kill later. The more traps you trigger, and the longer the puzzles take, the sooner the dragon will catch up to you and the more health it will have (and the less health the party will have). It is a dungeon, up to a point, and then it becomes a fight with a dragon.
Dungeons, so dragons: a game where it is a truth universally acknowledged that all dungeons contain at least one dragon. These dungeons are sought out to slay these unique beasts or persuade them to gift boons for adventurers. Many dragons are regarded as mild deities, either benevolent or malignant, and civilizations sprout up around their dungeons with weaker creatures that worship them and rely on the dragons for protection in one way or another.
Correct punctuation
It's the difference between a sentence being well-written and a sentence being, well, written.
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Kid Cobra: Doc, do you think this is a little unfair?
Dr. Coyle: Why would you say that?
(Kid Cobra and Dr. Coyle looks at Springtron)
Springtron: (Gives a meanecing glare while The Termiator’s theme plays in the background.)
Dr. Coyle: Now that I think about it, it is unfair; he is a newborn child afterall.
Kid Cobra: WOMAN, YOU’RE STILL ONE LETTER AWAY TO HAVE YOUR TITLE CHANGED!
