Gundham Tanaka NSFW Alphabet
⋆˙⟡.ೃ࿔⋆ writing this during a minecraft session where i'm trying to get to venus to get more penus
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Despite his bluster about being a dark lord who shuns "mortal contact", Gundham is incredibly tender once the "ritual" is complete. He will wrap his scarf around you or wrap you tightly in a heavy duvet, muttering about "recharging your life force". He isn't much for small talk, but he will press his forehead against yours, ensuring your breathing has returned to a stable rhythm before he allows himself to relax.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He's secretly very proud of his scars, viewing them as marks of a warrior, and he finds it incredibly erotic when you trace them.
As for you, he is obsessed with your neck and collarbone. To him, it is the most vulnerable point of a "mortal's vessel", and he loves to mark it with "seals" (hickeys) to claim you as his dark consort.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Gundham views his "essence" as a potent source of energy. He prefers to finish inside you, claiming it's a way to tether your souls together across the astral plane. If he happens to finish on your skin, he'll stare at it with a mix of pride and flustered curiosity, often describing it in ridiculous alchemical terms.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His biggest secret is that he is a massive submissive for praise. While he acts like a dominant ruler, if you look him in the eye and tell him he's doing a good job or that he's "powerful", he will absolutely melt. The "Overlord" can be reduced to a stuttering, blushing mess with just a few well-placed compliments.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's a total novice. Most of his knowledge comes from occult texts and perhaps a few misinterpreted biology books, if not outright animal breeding knowledge. He acts like he's an ancient demon with centuries of experience, but his hands will shake the first time he touches you. He learns quickly, however, treating your pleasure like a complex spell he must master.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
As boring as it is, missionary. Specifically with him looming over you. It allows him to maintain intense eye contact and whisper his dramatic incantations (sweet nothings) directly into your ear. He likes feeling the weight of his body against yours, convinced he's "shielding" you from dark forces that may try to ruin your "ritual".
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He is dead serious, which is exactly what makes it goofy. He does not break character. He will refer to the bed as the "Altar of Despair" and your climax as "reaching the Seventh Gate". If you laugh, he'll get flustered and hide his face in his scarf, but he secretly likes that he can make you happy.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Gundham is surprisingly well-groomed. He considers his body a temple for his dark soul. He keeps things neat down there because he believes hygiene is essential for any high-ranking sorcerer. He is, however, very protective of his signature hairstyle; if you mess it up too early in the act, he might lose his train of thought.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
The romantic aspect is overwhelming for him. To Gundham, sex isn't just a physical act; it's a soul-binding contract. He is deeply devoted and will often stop to ask if you're alright, though he'll phrase it as "Does your mortal frame still hold steady against my dark aura?".
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't do it often, as he believes it "drains his mana". When he does, it's a very private, almost shameful ritual. He likely thinks about your most mundane interactions—like when you smiled at him or touched his arm—rather than anything overtly graphic.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He loves the idea of leaving hickeys or scratches to show the world you belong to the Tanaka Empire. He also enjoys using his scarf as a makeshift blindfold for you, believing that "closing your physical eyes allows you to see the pleasure more clearly.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He prefers the privacy of his own room, surrounded by familiar sights. He needs a place where he can drop the "Dark Lord" act just enough to be vulnerable without fear of being overheard by "unworthy mortals".
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Nothing gets him going like loyalty. When you defend him or show that you truly understand his eccentricities, it triggers a deep physical longing in him. Also, seeing you in any sort of regal attire—or conversely, just wearing his scarf—drives him wild.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything involving animals is a hard, absolute "No". He also dislikes anything too "clinical" or "boring". If there isn't a bit of passion or drama involved, he loses interest.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He is much more of a giver than a receiver. He views it as a "sacrifice" to his partner. He's surprisingly thorough, though he might get distracted by the "astral alignment" of your body. When receiving, he is incredibly loud and will likely cover his face the entire time.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
The pace is deliberate and building. He starts slow, almost hesitant, as if he's afraid he might actually break you with his "dark power". As he loses himself in the moment, he becomes more frantic and intense, but he never reaches a "rough" speed unless you specifically demand it.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Gundham is not a fan. How can he properly summon the demons of lust in a mere ten minutes? He views intimacy as an event that requires preparation, atmosphere, and a significant amount of brooding.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He is a low-risk individual. Despite his talk of danger, he is actually quite protective and cautious. He doesn't want to do anything that might actually hurt you or cause genuine public embarrassment.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He has surprising stamina thanks to his work with large animals and his high energy levels. He can usually go for two long, intense rounds before his "spiritual energy" id depleted and he needs to retreat into a deep slumber.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He was very skeptical of toys at first, feeling like he alone should be enough for you. However, once he saw how much you enjoyed a vibrator, his competitive side took over. Now he views them as tools of the trade and enjoys being the one to operate them on you, watching exactly how they make your body react.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is an accidental teaser. He'll say something incredibly intense or touch you in a specific way, then pull back to adjust his scarf or rant about a prophecy, leaving you hanging. He doesn't realize he's doing it until he sees your frustrated expression, which then makes him blush.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Loud. He is a shouter. He moans with his full chest, and as he nears his peak, he tends to chant or call your name out like a prayer. There is no such thing as "quiet" with Gundham.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Gundham has a specific "ritual" where he likes to paint invisible runes on your skin with his fingers before you start. He claims they are for protection or to "enhance your pleasure receptors", but it's really just his way of getting comfortable with touching you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Beneath the heavy, protective layers of the Overlord's attire lies a physique that is a testament to a life spent in the wilderness and on farm than the occult library. Gundham's body is a map of his dedication to the animal kingdom.
Gundham's torse is lean, possessing the king of functional muscle earned from hauling heavy bags of feed and wrestling stubborn livestock. His skin is somehow still strikingly pale, almost porcelain, which makes the heavily pigmented scars on his arms and chest stand out in sharp, jagged relief. He has a light dusting of dark hair that starts at the base of his sternum and leads into a thick happy trail disappearing into his waistband.
His cock is notably long, with a slight, elegant curve that points upward, which he would likely claim is "aligned with the North Star". The skin there is a shade darker than the rest of his body, somewhat smooth rather than overly veiny. He is uncircumcised, possessing a heavy hood that he is quite sensitive about. When he is fully aroused, the tip is a deep pink and tends to "weep" quite early. Despite his "Dark Lord" posturing, he is prone to a slight, rhythmic twitching when you even look at it, proving that while his spirit may be ancient and powerful, his vessel is very much at your mercy.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
His sex drive is moderately high, but it's tied heavily to his emotions. If he feels lonely or particularly misunderstood by the world, he will seek you out for "physical alchemy" as a way to feel grounded and loved.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He falls asleep almost instantly. The physical and emotional exertion of being that vulnerable drains him completely. He'll usually pass out with his arms wrapped around you, snoring softly, looking far more like a peaceful mortal than an Overlord of Ice.
