Letter from Half-Nut to the party
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from South Korea
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Malaysia

seen from United Kingdom
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Romania
seen from China
seen from China

seen from Yemen
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Malaysia
Letter from Half-Nut to the party
on the Ravager space ship (actually it was for my perspective class🙈)
Omg just found out that Jimmy Urine (Nalf-Nut from GOTG) and Michael Rooker (Yondu Udonta from GOTG) ALSO both voiced characters from Lollipop Chainsaw! Pretty cool!!
Count those freaks; we're completely out numbered!
Ravagers doing Karaoke lol
Me: I can't wait to see GOTG 2 tomorrow! My favorite star is in it!
My mom: Chris Pratt?
Me: Jimmy Urine
Very stupid headcanons. Enjoy.
Gef eats dog treats. He was dared to eat one once and he just kept doing it. Like he has a stash in his room. Oblo has been tricked into drinking soap a lot. Like a surprising amount of times. Some Ravager will offer him a drink and he’ll happily take it but it’s straight up soap water. He keeps accepting it without hesitation.
Half-Nut gets locked in rooms a lot. He’ll either get pushed into a room by someone and locked in it or somehow locks himself in a room.
Tullk loves fruit jelly. Some think it’s because he’s old, some think it was his childhood favorite, but he just really likes it.
Taserface has a pet rock. He gave it a name and sometimes he puts it in his pocket when he’s working to take it on a walk. Named it Billy.
Stat Block: Half-Nut
Small Humanoid (Goblinoid) Armor Class: 14 (Breastplate) HP 58 (13d6+13) Speed: 15 ft.
STR 12 (+1) DEX 10 (+0) CON 12 (+1) INT 10 (+0) WIS 13 (+1) CHA 10 (+0)
Skills: Stealth +4, Insight +5 Senses: Darkvision 60 ft., Passive Perception 11 Languages: Common, Goblin Challenge: 1 (200XP)
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Actions
Multiattack. Half-Nut makes two attacks with her cane.
Cane. Two-handed melee weapon attack: +3 to hit, 5 ft. reach, does 5 (1d8+1) bludgeoning damage
Slow Walker. Half-Nut's walking speed is 15 ft.
Nimble Escape. Half-Nut can take the Disengage or Hide action as a bonus action on each of her turns.