entertainment weekly created keywords to sum up the plots of the 57 hallmark/lifetime/made-for-tv movies that are premiering this holiday season and, i mean
god bless the made-for-tv (holiday) romcom
Estate gala, love triangle, a 90-year-old family matriarch named Pippa
Widower gets second chance at love, military museum (this has julie benz & michael shanks in it)
Memory loss, marriage rehabilitation, Christmas miracle
Reunion of old lovers, love triangle, tasty pastry
Small-town baker, mysterious calendar, secret admirer
Bike accident, coma, German Shepherd mix
$50,000 windfall, investigation, bed-and-breakfast romance
Dancing, dancing, and more dancing for two ex-lovers (this has rl couple carlos & alexa penavega and u shoudl watch it)
Wedding planning, romance between celebrity and commoner
Secret Santa, office crush, deception
Frozen water art, teamwork leading to romance (there’s always at least 1 movie abt fricking ice carving/sculpting)
Decluttering, reorganization, a toy maker, a widower getting another shot at love
Romance for romance novelists, Vermont inn (half of the appeal of hallmark movies is p shots of forests & mountains, thanks bc)
A true story about the horrors of war and the world’s unlikeliest violin
Gifts, including... the gift of love (i think keyword man got tired)
Fill-in Santa, creative use of ride-share app
Mall drama, mall Santa, secret identities, cast members from several '80s shows
Hometown return, career-vs.-love drama, a selfless stranger named Joy
Someone trying to earn their literal wings, love triangle, Jason Biggs as Jason Biggs (this is the brenda song angry angel movie????? jason biggs???? why???)
Runaway singer, quality time on a dairy farm
Trees, a destiny-changing letter, a woman named Holly
The planning of a Christmas festival, the passage of time
Incredible shrinking kids, curmudgeonly neighbor, cat named Tinselpaws
Traumatic breakup, hot neighbor, and, well, magical Christmas ornaments
Nod to Dickens, theatrical production in jeopardy, actress-director romance
Real estate greed, old-timey Christmas store, career-vs.-love drama, sax appeal
Regal bachelor, questions of paternity, Tara Reid
Cautious romance, math tutoring, memories of Lake Tahoe
Online journalists with no Christmas plans, plans changed because of blizzard, plans to save an inn
Taming of a bachelor via unexpected guardianship, violinist next door