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normal people: omg hi how are u

that one gay friend u try to ignore: a dagger a dagger please fetch me a dagger

“Ok baby, you know I love you. But how is this your 6th time messing up on the same two words?”

Groaning, you flop on your back from your seating position on the bed.

“Ok, but like, how is it my fault that vino and vino are the exact same word but mean different things? I didnt ask for this torture..”

Sero looks down on you, chuckling slightly at your misery.

“I told you duolingo is a shit learning app”

“It’s not shit! I just need more time to adjust to the homophones.”

“But don’t you have a 267 day streak?” He asked, already knowing the answer.

You glare at him, your brain too fried to come up with a snarky remark.

“I thought Spanish would be easier..” you mumble.

“Dont give up now, cariño. Here, I’ll help you this time.”

“Promise you won’t laugh at my pronunciation this time?”

“Well, I can’t promise that.”

Forgot Roxas wasn’t allowed to go to the beach in Data Twilight Town because Ansem the Shit-stain was too lazy to program a beach.

i know where monica was on jan 6

Y'all never ask why the bee did that 💔💔💔💔💔 fuckass bee 💔💔💔💔💔💔

Sally Jackson is the #1 mom in the rrver-

cease this blasphemy at once

That one meme but make it Billford! Both human and triangle version because I couldn't decide which one was funnier

Edit: So, uh, I wasn’t super happy with this so I did it again. Uhh here's the redraw

Reference and Alts under the cut

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