#headcanonns

[jacenradio7]

Headcanons for innocent!R (or relatively innocent, at least) asking or going out on a date with Cassie Howard

Date with Cassie Howard

Cassie Howard x Male Reader

The two of you first met in English class when you were paired up together for a project

Cassie would go over to your house to do the project every week after cheerleading practice

While working on the project, the two of you went back and forth asking each other questions

Over several weeks, you and Cassie started catching feelings for each other

You had a way of explaining things to Cassie without talking down to her while being very kind and sweet

Cassie started looking forward to working with you everyday

On the last week of the project, you worked up the courage to ask Cassie out to a bowling alley

"Hey Cassie, can I ask you something?"

"Oh sure? What is it?"

"Would you consider going out with me on Saturday?"

Instead of really giving you an answer, Cassie decided to give you a kiss

"Sure. What time?"

When Cassie left, the two of you tried to keep cool, but immediately cheered when the other wasn't in hearing distance

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[fandoms--fluff]

Can you do yn being pregnant with elijah's baby, and yn and rebekah are like sisters

A Long Nine Months

Pregnant witch reader x Elijah Mikaelson (+ Rebekah Mikaelson)

Warnings: pregnancy? Idk, just fluff

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Elijah would be the most protective person ever. Like if you thought he was protective before, it's amped up 1000 times more

He would want to be with you at all times

Which leads to Rebekah whisking you away sometimes for girl time.

It was definitely a surprise when you found out your were pregnant. And not just that, a witch pregnant with an original vampire's baby

Elijah did not expect you telling him you were pregnant when you said you guys needed to talk

He would be the best dad though

He would care for your guys' daughter so much, and protect her with everything in him

Though start praying for her teenage years becuase he will make sure no boy or girl comes home with her

^a little bit of Klaus would be showing through

"Gah, whoever says that pregnancy is a wonderful thing, is an absolute lunatic" you groan, glaring down at your six-month bump.

"She kicking again?" Rebekah smiles, making you glare at her. "You'd think she's in the middle of a boxing match," You tell her, confirming her guess.

"Dude, really? You've gotta stop" You look down at your stomach again. And that's when your husband walks into the library. "I'm sure our daughter means well" Elijah kisses the top of your head.

"Says you, you're not the one pregnant" You huff. "Don't mind her, she's been in a grouchy mood all morning" Rebekah tells her older brother.

"Okay, but how bad would it be if I were to have just one drink?" You ask, glancing at the bottle of bourbon on the coffee table. "Real bad." Rebekah immediately answers. "Damn," You mumble.

"I've got to take care of some things with Niklaus, don't do anything reckless," he tells both of you. "And get some rest" His gaze lands on you. "Alright, alright" You sigh. He leans down and kisses you before picking up the bottle of bourbon and leaving.

Rebekah stands up and crosses over to you. She sits beside you and you lean your head against her shoulder.

"I want to stuff my face with chocolate but I'm not hungry" You mumble into her shoulder. She chuckles, placing her arm around you, and rubbing your shoulder.

Later in the day, you and Elijah are in bed. Your head is resting on his chest. His left arm wrapped around your torso and his right hand placed on your bump. The baby finally stopped moving around and kicking you, letting you relax for a while with your husband.

"This baby's gonna have one hell of a life" you mumble. He hears you perfectly fine with his enhanced hearing, "that she will" Elijah answers, kissing the crown of your head. He leans against your for a moment, smelling your coconut shampoo from when you took a shower in the morning.

[noturlondonboy]

Talk to us about GP!Kate Bishop. Being with Yelena gotta be rough for her. Such a hot Russian and Kate's trying to be productive.

I think I am definitely having a struggle with understanding your wording which is probably a me thing but I would absolutely love to talk about gp!kate, anon

18+ post only please mdni

-Yelena doesn’t know that Kate has a dick until later. For some reason, if doesn’t pop up when she’s doing all of her initial research into her, maybe because she doesn’t really go deep into her medical history.

-when they’re fighting in the last episode of Hawkeye, Yelena gets a little bump and genuinely thinks that Kate is packing a strap under her dress/tac suit for some fucking reason. That in itself gets her flustered and wet, but she ignores it and doesn’t bring it up.

-before they start dating, there are a few more instances where Yelena somehow manages to convince herself that Kate just happens to be packing every single time. It doesn’t even cross her mind to question if Kate’s anatomy is different.

-lesbians can never do anything in a calm manner, so when they both finally figure out their feelings for each other and confess, that leads to a heated make out session and heavy petting. Yelena is on Kate’s lap when she notices something poking between Kate’s legs, and she’s so disoriented and horny that she just point blank asks if Kate is wearing a strap.

-Kate gets a little quiet and red for a moment and just shakes her head. She already thought that Yelena knew, and that’s why she had never said anything, but turns out she’d been none the wiser.

-there’s a moment of just silent contemplation from Yelena before she seems to realize what’s up, and it’s like nothing is different at all, she just moans and looks Kate right in the eye as she starts to grind on her lap.

-Kate basically just loses her fucking mind and they bang it out on her couch the whole night

-do I want to talk about Kate’s dick in a little more than necessary detail? Yes, yes I do. No I’m not sorry.

-babygirl has a thick 8 inches that drive Yelena absolutely insane. You all know I’m right- Kate Bishop has massive dick energy. It’s a few shades darker than her natural skin tone and the shape and texture of the head makes it one of Yelena’s favorite teething toys.

-Kate is absolutely an ass and thighs girly, so her favorite positions to fuck Yelena in are doggy and cowgirl/reverse cowgirl

-yes Yelena will occasionally peg Kate

[enby-trash-rat]

SANDER SIDES HEADCANNONS

Remus critiques Horror Films just like Roman critiques Disney Films as seen in "Are There Good Distractions?"

I can just imagine Remus, Janus, Logan having a Horror Movie Marathon.

Remus and Logan would point out and discuss all the things that are unrealistic.

Such as:

Police and military personnel being completely useless against a killer

Falling down and crawling instead of getting up and running away

Venturing out of the house, alone, at night, after hearing widespread news reports of a serial killer on the rampage in the community

While all of them point out all of the dumb things people do in horror movies.

Such as:

Moving into a house that has a horrible history, such as a possible massacre.

Purchasing a cursed item and not throwing it out

The fact that every single time the main character manages to trip over absolutely nothing.

Going to investigate the most terrifying noise one could ever hear while alone.

[ladyhallen]

All of the Network kids are rabidly overprotective of Baby Harry. Tom Riddle, in particular, has an entire cadre of his street kids* watch over him whenever he goes to Diagon Alley with his family.

I'm sure that last bit makes Master Harry drink a bit more.

Cause Tom may be one of his kids, but still.

Master Harry is dying inside. He raised these kids. Who taught them this shit? Tom why....?

Tom Riddle is of the opinion that "It's not stalking if it's for their own good." That he's mostly gaslit, gatekeeped, girlbossed his own Network Age-group into accepting his stalking as an annoying inevitability is not helping him learn boundaries.

[alaskan-wallflower]

South Park Headcanon

Kyle Broflovski is a mom friend

[you-ren-emy]

Sometimes, I'd like to headcannon that the Akatsuki somehow care about each other in some way. Buncha outcast criminals who are also weirdoes, bound to bring upon some comedic shenanigans.

[writhingcreature]

The funny thing is I STAND by Spring!Hiccup, Winter!Jack, Summer!Rapunzel, and Autumn!Merida

BUT

That doesn’t change the fact that I definitely see Earth bender Hiccup, water bender Jack, air bender Rapunzel, and fire bender Merida

And I know conceptually/aesthetically some of these are VERY different vibes wise, but it makes sense in my head and I need everyone to understand that.