Things my pomeranian & organs have in common: They both look best in food filters.
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Things my pomeranian & organs have in common: They both look best in food filters.
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Anatomia humani corporis by Govard Bidloo, circa 1685
things said during our biology heart dissection:
teacher: during the dissection you don’t have to wear gloves if you don’t want to. we also have lab coats in the back if you want to wear that
class: let’s go back to the part where we don’t have to wear gloves please
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group mate one: [reaches into plastic bag and grabs a heart with his bare hand]
me: lit. now eat it
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[the group next to us]
group mate 1: don’t finger the heart
group mate 2: [fist deep in the aorta] it’s a little too late for that
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me: [slicing the heart in half] dinner time :))
group mate: yayaya :)))
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group mate one: [repeatedly stabbing the heart with a scalpel]
me: [group mate one] don’t stab the heart it’ll haunt you now
group mate one: fun. more food
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me: [cutting the heart into cubes]
group mate: mmm gourmet dinner
me: let’s fry it up
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group mate one: [throws half of his heart at me]
me: hot potato
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[while cleaning up]
group mate two: [putting pieces of the heart into the gloves]
me: okay now pocket it and let’s go
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me: damn i wish i stole some pieces of the heart
friend: why?
me: to give to my mum for no reason and to scare her
Science Teacher Moments
We're dissecting a cow heart, and we get to the part where the students are supposed to cut open the ventricles from the apex on up, more or less in half, and I'm trying to describe how to do it, and the best I can come up with at the moment is "like that scene in Beetlejuice where Barbara does the thing where she opens up her head."
Fanfiction Idea - Kiribaku Dissects a heart.
Shipping off this beautiful dissected pig heart specimen this weekend. You can find more like it at Vulture Shop on Etsy.