bad quality shitpost for Zibai in lantern rite part 2
im a big fan of zizhi, she is absolutely right and her wrath is valid
ft the shades (which isnt actually canon(except for istaroth), i just think its funny)
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bad quality shitpost for Zibai in lantern rite part 2
im a big fan of zizhi, she is absolutely right and her wrath is valid
ft the shades (which isnt actually canon(except for istaroth), i just think its funny)
Bro wants to be PHANES so bad it’s funny.
Genshin memes bc the new aq was tuff
Ik im late but gl on Columbina/Ineffa and Zibai/Neuvi pulls🙏
I had more ideas for my >post< involving a pregnant, exile Furina!MC. Enjoy part 2~
Oceanid route - Platonic Oceanid x Furina!MC
Furina!MC never makes it to Sumeru, her dingy boat breaking to pieces when a large wave flips it over, causing a weak Furina!MC, still in chains, to strugle in the water till she passed out, thinking she was going to die like this, alone...
...Only, she wakes up, alive, and most certainly not alone.
All around her were Oceanids.
She obviously thinks they only saved her to kill her themselves as you remembered their hatred towards Focalors. She flinches when one comes closer, fins reaching out towards her, thinking this was it-
-only to be hugged.
The Oceanid purrs, cooing out soft noises of comfort as more Oceanids come closer, making the same noises. Their fins were watery but smooth as they cuddled a confused Furina!MC.
It's only when one of them speaks clearly does she break down into tears. And it was tears of relief.
"You are safe sister... You are safe with us... You and the little one... You are safe with kin..."
They didn't see Focalors in her. They felt remnants of Focalors in her, but nothing else. They felt her death, so that's why they came to Fontaine's water... only to see the humans and the Hydro Sovereign cruelly throw away a young human that smelled of Oceanid. An Oceanid with young.
So Furina!MC was welcomed by the Oceanids, finding a home and family with them as her child grew in her belly.
Furina!MC was happy... until something went wrong.
Furina!MC, she... she didn't make it through her child's birth. Her body, despite everything the Oceanids did, was much too fragile from all the stress it was put through with the prophecy and her forced exile.
So, with a wailing little girl cradled in one Oceanid's fins, they sadly look at the sister they lost so suddenly... only, Furina!MC doesn't stay dead. Her body, cold and unmoving, begins to melt into water, shifting and turning... before an Oceanid took her place.
The Oceanid, Furina!MC, tilts her head confusion, asking softly who they all were, and also who she was.
But even as she asks this, her head turns towards the still wailing child.
"...My baby? That- She's mine-"
She may have forgotten everything, but a mother never forgets their own child.
...A few years later rumors begin circulating in Fontaine about Oceanids being seen more frequently in the waters of Chenyu Valley.
And reports say a child was seen swimming with then-
Diary of Secrets route - Yandere!Neuvillette x Furina!MC
Read Diary of Secrets >post< to understand more.
it happens so suddenly. Her boat barely touches the sandy shores of Sumeru when Furina!MC blacks out and wakes up to find herself back on earth. She was even in her old body!
She even learns that while she may have been gone for 500 years while in Teyvat, she's only been missing for 5 months on earth.
And while she was back in her original body, her worst fears are confirmed when she was taken to the hospital after being found unconscious outside her house.
Somehow, despite her being in her original body which by all accounts should be untouched as she never slept with anyone in her past life, but of course, Teyvat loved to fuck with her cause the doctor said she was pregnant.
She knew it was Neuvillette's. He was the only man she's ever slept with, and the timing even matched up as she recalls sleeping with him for the first and ONLY time a week or so before the prophecy.
She remembers how she had been stressed that night, having drank several glasses of wine, and Neuvillette was helping to her room, and she kissed him-
...She didn't want to think about that incident anymore.
Her family thought someone took advantage of her, which is why she was kidnapped, but it wasn't the truth. You and Neuvillette willing slept together.
But she never thought she would get pregnant... She didn't even think she could, to be honest, not with the way Focalors treated her body...
But none of that mattered. She was back in her world. A world that was safe. Where she didn't need to act like someone she wasn't and a world where she wouldn't be thrown away like yesterday's trash.
...Fast forward a year later, and she held a beautiful baby girl in her arms. Baby Seraphina looked exactly like her, and thankfully not like her 'Furina' self.
However, she did have Neuvillette's eyes...
MC shakes her head. No! She wasn't going to push her fear onto her child! Her precious little girl...
And that should've been that. MC would go on raising Seraphina as a single mom with the help of her family and friends, all around a happy ending, no?
...No, no MC didn't get her happy ending as the moment all of Fontaine discovered her diary back in Teyvat, the fate of MC and baby Seraphina was set in stone.
Neuvillette somehow manages to find his way to MC's world. He finds his way into her house. Finding her sound asleep in bed... with a baby Seraphina sleeping beside her.
Neuvillette drinks in the sight of both HIS mate and HIS daughter, remembering the pure shock and horror he felt when he read the last page of HIS mate's diary, about how she thought she was pregnant-
And he exiled her. All alone, in chains, and in a dingy boat that could've collapsed. She could've drowned and he wouldn't have known!
What was he thinking back then?! He had been so angry about her 'lies', he just-
A small coo was heard, knocking him out his thoughts and he sees HIS hatchling staring sleepily up at him. Her eyes were like his-
He easily snatches away his mate and hatchling back to Teyvat. Back to Fontaine. Locking them both up in the Palais Mermonia where he could always keep a close eye on them.
There was no happy ending. At least, not for MC...
Poor little Seraphina... as she grew older, she would always wonder why her mama seemed so scared of papa or the other nice people of Fontaine.
If only she knew...
Seraphina in both ideas would definitely try to re start the prophecy if she knew what Fontaine and Neuvillette did to her mama... She was the child of a goddess, even if she was 'fake', and a child of the Hydro Sovereign. She had power to back her up and that's terrifying.
Celestia route - Platonic Celestia x Furina!MC
Furina!MC was crying on the boat when she heard it. A rippling sound. Like when you toss something into water and it ripples, but... It was coming from the air.
And then she sees it, a crack forms in front of the boat. A crack in midair, and it opens like a beast ready to bite down on flesh.
And a woman steps out. And even though it's been 500 years, she still remembers Genshin Impact opening cut scene. The goddess that attacks the twins. The Heavenly Principles-
HP (Heavenly Principles) examines her blankly for several seconds before smiling an odd smile and lifts her hand.
Furina!MC has barely any time to understand as cubes begin to form all around her, swallowing her up in darkness-
...She wakes up somewhere else. Somewhere... Warm. Beautiful. And... And in the sky.
Was she in Celestia?!
...Furina!MC would come to learn that yes, she was in Celestia, and Celestia themselves kidnapped- er, invited her here.
They wanted to meet face to face the one who tricked them, the one who played the part of Hydro Archon while that cowardly Focalors stumbled around in the background.
They weren't mad. Annoyed, yes, but mostly amused.
They found Furina!MC to be rather fascinating, and even they had respect for her never ending stage play when everything came to an end.
She was so fascinating that they wanted to meet her... Only, even they and the HP didn't consider the fallout of the prophecy as Fontaine and an ungrateful fully powered Hydro Sovereign threw Furina!MC away like trash.
Well, another thrash is another's treasure, and Celestia won't let this gem walk off so easily.
And if those humans and that arrogant Sovereign didn't want this precious Goddess (yes, goddess, she was more than worthy of the title-) who more than deserved the time of Hydro Archon than even that coward Focalors or that fool Egeria.
Then Celestia will take her for themselves.
Especially since she was carrying that annoying Hydro Sovereign's youngling. That little soul... It might come in handy one day...
But for now, they, along HP and the 4 shades, welcome this little goddess to their ranks. It will take some time for the poor dear to come to accept her new status, but Celestia had all the time in the world...
Several years later the HP appears in the center of the Court of Fontaine, announcing that a new Hydro Archon had been chosen... all the while 'The chosen Hydro Archon', a teenaged Seraphina, stood beside her, glaring darkly at Neuvillette, who could only stand there horrified as he sees how much she looked like his ex-mate... But had his eyes and horns.
initially i misunderstood the trailer and thought ronova was jealous and thats why she ripped the picture up. so it lead to a conversation with oomf, which lead to this creation.
alternate ending of the snezhnaya teaser or something something
i should mention this was mainly fueled on spite aswell because ive been fighting in the trenches of comment sections about whether her child was with the 3rd descender, so i ended up drawing this to lower my heart rate.
i do love the tsaritsa's design a lot.. apart from the crystals.. pain to render.. anyways here you go..
The sisterhood of heavenly principles
(Comic by me)
Here’s some of the reasons I believe venti and the primordial one are related
- both have names rooted within Greek and Romain mythology
- both are recorded as androgynous and winged
- ventis god design is very similar to that of the shades, daughters of the primordial one
- venti was worshipped along side Istaroth, the daughter of the PO
- venti is called a prodigal child a therm for a wayward child. Which means that he’s somebodies kid, some body who doesn’t like what he doing
- his statue says that it’s the gate way to Celestia, the home of the PO
- venti has a voice line about how the food taste in celestia, meaning he’s been up there
- his famous lyre is called the lyre of the Heavens, which in this case would be Celestia
- venti also shares a lot of biblical themes, his connection to apples and angels. These themes are common among children of PO
- the abyss is constantly trying to take over mondstadt and get venti, the abyss is trying to destroy Celestia so for this to make sense it must be that venti is important for Celestia
- the irony of the anti tyrant guy being related to the ultimate tyrant would be amazing
no wonder the tsaritsa wants to fuck over the Heavenly Principles.
first, she lost her dad; the previous cryo archon, the Belyi Tsar to a conflict in Senzhyana. then, she lost her husband, The Third Descender/Saarelainen whose body was dismembered and made into the seven gnoses,
(or maybe the husband died first, you can switch the two and the outcome is still the same)
but now we find out she had a kid!? WITH KHAENRI'AHIAN EYES!!!???
oh losing my child would be my breaking point too.