#hedgehammeranvil

[raethereptile]

Dunk and Maekar start hate/frustration fucking post trial, which is a mistake because they are both completely incapable of not developing feelings for the person they're fucking

Meanwhile an alive Baelor is choking on suppressed rage because he's been pining away over his hedge knight, trying to figure out the right way to court and/or seduce Dunk with the power imbalance in the way... and MARKAR! IS FUCKING! HIS HEDGE KNIGHT!

[callmekaza]

Okay okay enough with the angst au atm…how about Dunk having a childhood crush on Maekar Targaryen, The Anvil, since Redgrass field? Sure Baelor was The Hammer and charming and saved the day at King’s Landing but who stayed behind? Who lasted long enough for help to get there? Ser Arlan never let Dunk forget about it but then again Dunk teased him about Baelor which got him a slap behind the head.

Anyway I want Dunk to be a flustered mess and have a slight hero worship for Maekar instead of Baelor even though he does respect Baelor too. I just think it’d be funny if Baelor is trying so hard to flirt with Dunk who isn’t even paying attention/doesn’t understand because he’s so focused on Maekar. Maekar doesn’t understand because Baelor is perfect and he’s giving Dunk attention but the giant is not paying attention instead he keeps looking at Maekar? Maekar is confused and flustered and his face is bright red.

[hedgehammeranvil]

asoiaf omegaverse concept: unlike everyone else in westeros, valyrians all live as betas, unless they meet their perfect mate (soulmate, if you will).

dunk walks into the great hall at ashford castle and maekar and baelor immediately go into preheat. it's very confusing for all involved, none more so than dunk

[inscrutablecryptid]

(A snippet of a HammerHedgeAnvil fic with the focus more on Dunk and Maekar, inspired by @raethereptile s horny Maekar posts, but ah... it grew legs and it's angsty now😬)

((Technically Part 2.5 of The Flea Bottom Tour)) ((Part 3))

“Get up, you oaf!”

It was not supposed to be like this.

“Ser Duncan, you're too heavy, get your feet under you, man!”

Aegon will never forgive him.

“Come on, get up!”

Baelor will never forgive him.

“Duncan, get up!”

Maekar will never forgive himself.

“Ser Dunc- Dunk! Get up! Get up! Get-” the copper tang of blood saturated the air, the warmth of it squishing between his fingers, seeping through his doublet. The great knight trembled as he tried valiantly to obey his order, trying to get his legs underneath himself.

He failed.

“Dunk!” the thin terrified cry left his mouth as he went down with Duncan, scrambling to not land flat on his back or drop the man's head and shoulders. “Dunk!” He called again. The great knight remained quiet and still, head heavy against Maekar’s chest.

It wasn’t supposed to end like this.

[hymensmasher]

I think if dunk and maekar were somehow pregnant at the same time...i think Baelor would put that within his top 5 proudest accomplishments at LEAst. Maekar would find him insufferable.

[anotheronleft]

I have so many things I should post, I'm not even talking about wips, I'm talking about fully rendered pieces, fully fledged aus and so many headcanons that would fill my blog with such interesting things, but alas...I am lazy, and posting is such a bother

Someone PLEASE force me to post.

In a manner of trying to find the will to post, here are some aus I have never talked about here, if you feel curious please ask:

Daeron fumbled au (akotsk)

Duncan Targaryen au (akotsk)

Freedom's wings au (hotd)

Freedom carried us home au (akotsk)

A show just for you au (akotsk)

The winged prince au (akotsk)

The winged saint au (akotsk)

Polyglot Dunk headcanon (akotsk)

On a messenger wings au (akotsk)

Loyalty shall be our undoing (pjo/akotsk crossover)

I have more but right now those are all I can remember

[potentiality-26]

Both Dunk x Baelor and Maekar x Baelor give off strong I wanna be your dog vibes, but in completely different ways and I think that's beautiful.

[dragonseedbastard]

I liek the idea hedgehammeranvil w hockey player dunk x annoying retired former players w a sports podcast hammeranvil.

Maekar mocks something stupid dunk says in a post loss locker room interview. The clip circulates to the point it becomes a media talking point. How crownlands' Dragons team identity has changed with hammeranvil leading them as the face of the league to...... The Dragons being oblivious laughing stocks.

Baelor is extremely annoyed by how sports media is beating up this young kid, and Maekar for starting all this.

So he invites Dunk to join them for an episode . The young man places his predecessors on too high of a pedestal for Baelor's taste. but as they talk he shows his own kind of honest charisma without the bravado or douchebaggery typical to young men at this level of professional sports.

He has no regrets in reaching out until hours later. They followed the recording with drinks at a bar, followed by walking to his loft and playing on dunks Xbox.

They only creep up when he's sweaty with cum streaked across the hem of his sweater, lying on a mattress on the floor with a giant 20 year old and his brother. Baelor cant even remember the last time he had a threesome with Maekar. Definitely not since his retirement. Maybe even before his back surgery.