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Hellaverse Tumblr Sexyman (Round 2, Section 1, Match 3)
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Chazwick (Helluva Boss)
Collin (Helluva Boss)
Well, the good news is you guys can still keep the business going...
but I'm afraid Blitz still wound up f*cking up. :(
I just realized that now that crossovers are officially on the table, my dream of Collin joining the Hotel might actually come true!
I like the little lamb and I think he'd warm up to Charlie almost as quickly as Vaggie did.
Art by @clownyblitz
(Meet the Modernstars
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Chapter 2: "I wanna know what love is"
(All Omegas are born with working vaginas and uteruses, and are referred as Omega females and are given female maiden names, but still by as he's/his's/him's)
(Calcifer gets to know a little more about Asherah and begins to develop feelings for him, but these feelings are far different from his past ex's)
Later during lunch time in the cafeteria all the students gather around in a line to grab their food from the lunch ladies
While other students made their way to the benches cause they brought their own lunch, case in point Calcifer and his brother Sammy had their own lunches that their mother Maria made for them
The cafeteria was loud with all the teen-agers conversations going off to one another, completely bouncing off the walls and high ceilings
However as Calcifer and Sammy were deep into their conversation whether or not that they wanted to see that new movie that's coming out called "Ghost Busters" in October for Halloween
Just then both Calcifer and Sammy noticed that suddenly it was like someone either turned off the volume or completely muted everyone in the cafeteria
That's until everyone saw Him, the moment Asherah walked through the cafeteria's doors pretty much time stopped right then and there
There were a couple young souls with great beauty but Asherah's beauty was on a whole different level, it was almost he was Heavens precious Angel or perfectly flawless deity coming to earth and greet humans his time and beauty
To everyone whenever Asherah is near by it's as if all sadness and hate completely dissipates from humanity and instead filled with but unconditional love and absolute pure comfort
Or at the very least that's how Calcifer felt, and his only celebrity crush is Elizabeth Taylor, and he even think Asherah out matched and outshine her, *Which is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!
🎶 So true, funny how it seems always in time, but never in line for dreams 🎶
🎶 head over heels when toe to toe this sound of my soul, this is the I bought a ticket to the world 🎶
🎶 but now I've come back again why do I find it hard to write the the next?, Oh I want the truth to be said 🎶
🎶 huh huh huh hu-uh huh I know this Love is true 🎶
"So Cal what do you think about that new movie that has Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd, Oh yeah I think Susie Weaver, remember her she was in that aliens movie that mom and dad took us to see in the drive ins……"
🎶 This Love is Truuuhuuu~ this Love is TruuuhuuUUU!!!~ 🎶
"Uh Cal?, hey earth to Calcifer…………where the hell that music coming from?"
Sammy then looked over his shoulder and saw that one of the students that goes by Frankie that usually carries a small portable boombox with him
"Hey Frankie shut that off or turn it to something better…!"
Frankie quickly shut off the small radio before going to back to finish his food
"Sorry…"
As Asherah was walking around the cafeteria and looking for a bench to sit at and enjoy his lunch, many boys tried to convince Asherah to sit with them, especially all the jocks to the football team, some of the popular girls of the cheerleading squad also tried to get Asherah sit with them to fit with the popular crowd cause he's pretty like them
But none of them could tempt the Goddess, but instead of a certain boy with scarlet red eyes and Ruby red cheekmarks and a slick back dark hairstyle and a single white skunk stripe starting at the hairline and ending near towards the hairstyle
"Uh excuse me may I sit here?"
Calcifer looked up from his eating and saw the god given angel himself, for the first time in his life for once San Ángel's bad boy Morningstar has lost his voice and confidence to actually speak back to Asherah
"Yeah sure come on sit down and eat with us…!"
Luckily Calcifer didn't have to speak since Sammy spoke for him, and Asherah took that invitation and sat in front of Calcifer and his brother and brother's girlfriend
"Sup nice to meet you, I'm Samuel but people call me Sammy, and this little cutiepie is my Omega girlfriend Cletus, and shorty over here is Calcifer…"
"It's very nice to meet all of you, and I already knew Cletus and his sisters…"
"No Shit really?"
"Yeah that's how I was able to come down here and attend to this school, cause my parents allowed Mr Cherub to be my temporary guardian while I'm here…"
"Wow small world…"
"Mmm-hmm~"
Asherah began to open his lunch box and both Sammy and Calcifer were astonished of what they saw
"Hey Ashe whatcha got there?"
Asherah looked happy and excited to tell his cultures food and snacks and desserts to others that aren't familiar with Jewish meals
"Oh!, well you see here I have some challah rolls, and some one-pot beet soup, it's a cold soup, and over here I have some couscous, and for the main dish is just some of apple cider braised brisket, and lastly for desert I have hamantaschen cookies that I've made my self…"
"Wow this looks awesome, may I?"
Asherah then pushed his food up closer towards the older brother
"Yes please go right ahead I insist…"
Sammy took a bite out of the apple cider braised brisket and thoroughly enjoyed it's sweet after taste
"Mmm~, Wow!, Ashe you're a great cook, where'd you learn to make this stuff?"
"Oh my mother taught me, and he taught me how to make kosher meals and dishes too…"
"What's Kosher?"
"Kosher is a tradition in the Jewish faith, we must use the right meats such as the right fish and birds and different types of cattle…"
"No pork?"
"In my culture we don't eat pork…"
"What?!, why not?!, pork is delicious…!"
"In the Jewish faith we believe that pig saliva is dirty and unclean, we also have to slaughter the meats in a certain way, and prepare and cook them in a certain way, and we never mix meat and dairy, and in most Jewish house holds we have more than one sinks and ovens for the kosher food code…"
"Wow that's interesting I've never knew that about Jewish people, since me and Cal grew up Catholic and we often go to church on Sundays and we usually prey before eating, and we love to hang out with the Baptist at those black owned dinners that usually serve homade southern comfort food…"
Asherah completely surprised his new friends by excitedly gasping and slightly shouting
"The Baptist people are the ones that sing Gospel?!"
"Uh yeah why?"
"In fact that's the Exact same reason why I really wanted to come here, when I was a little girl I saw the Baptist people singing Gospel and preaching to god and Jesus, and their love of singing in general, when they heard my singing voice they asked me to sing with them in a choir, and ever since I've never felt so belong with the Baptist people…"
Suddenly Asherah was a little stunned that Calcifer finally talked to him
"Why do you say that?, do you not feel like that you belong in your culture?"
Asherah made a deep sad sigh, for once Calcifer saw that beautiful light that Asherah had dimmed down, and his happiness and excitement was now replaced with sadness and tiredness
"Sadly no, I've always felt the odd one out, it also doesn't help that my culture is Very traditional, especially since I'm Hasidic Jewish and my people are Very Orthodox…"
"What does that mean for you?"
"It means that both Omega and Beta women are viewed lesser than men, and usually raised to be future wives and mothers to their hopefully sons, since sons are more valued and wanted and even praised than daughters are…"
"Is that what happened with your family?"
"Yes and no, no because both my parents love and adore me regardless of my gender, my father especially, but my grandfather Baba who's a rabbi of our little village in Brooklyn, he's very traditional, whenever I'm in my own house and in public I wore a long dark dress that practically covered my whole skin, and I definitely had to wear a head scarf to cover my hair or wear a wig, cause it's considered un ladylike for me showing my actual hair…"
"So you came here just to get away from that?"
"Not really cause I still deeply love my faith and culture and it's history, but I did get away from my grandfather, since he wants me to marry another Jewish man within my village, infact he already had an future arrange marriage for me to my best friend Joseph, but Joseph has a crush on our friend Mary, and he told me that one day that he would love to marry her and have a child with her instead…"
Calcifer then placed his hand on top of Asherah's hand
"I'm sorry you have to go through that and that you feel like that you don't belong with them Ashi~………"
"it's okay but I do feel like I belong with you guys~"
As both Calcifer and Asherah were holding hands they blush a little and went back to eating their foods again
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Luckily it was a Friday that day so after school the weird gang decided to go to the mall that was in Dallas
they all went to each different directions within the mall, both Sammy and Cletus went to the food court area to either get hot dogs or burgers and maybe a pretzel or two
Both Keenie and Collin went into the radio shack to get a couple more of albums of their favorite singers to listen on their record player
And both Calcifer and Asherah went to the icecream parlor called Scoops ahoy, Cal got his favorite chocolate and Ashe got his favorite being strawberry
Asherah pulled Calcifer over to the indoor movie theater after seeing one of the movie posters hanging on the wall
"Oh Cal look!, their playing that new Jim Henson movie starring with my favorite singer David Bowie…"
Calcifer looked over to the poster and saw the two main actors David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly, with a bunch of weird fantasy looking creatures around said actors
"The Labyrinth?"
"Yeah!, I absolutely love anything that Jim Henson created such as the muppets and even the dark crystal…"
Calcifer saw how animated Asherah whenever he talked about his idol and how much he loves puppets and such
He wasn't gonna lie it was kinda cute to know certain quirks and likes that Asherah had, then suddenly he had an idea
"You wanna go see it?"
Calcifer could've sworn that Asherah turned into a puppy dog cause his eyes got bigger
"Can we?"
"Yeah sure why not it is Friday after all, we should probably get the others to come along with…"
"Okay"
As everyone got their own tickets and they all went to the popcorn station and candy booth and soda fountain
The gang all sat down in their seats in the upper last row and got comfortable in their seats and ate some popcorn
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🎶 You remind me of the babe 🎶
🎶 What babe? 🎶
🎶The babe with the power 🎶
🎶 The power of voodoo 🎶
🎶 Who do? 🎶
🎶 You do! 🎶
🎶 You remind me of the babe! 🎶
🎶 I saw my baby crying hard as babe could cry what could I do?, My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue nobody knew 🎶
🎶 what kind of magic spell to use? 🎶
🎶 Slime and snails 🎶
🎶 Puppy dog tails 🎶
🎶 Thunder or lightning 🎶
🎶 Then baby said 🎶
🎶 Dance magic dance, dance magic dance, dance magic dance, dance magic dance 🎶
🎶 Put that baby's spell on me 🎶
🎶 Jump magic jump, jump magic jump, jump magic jump, jump magic jump 🎶
🎶 Put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him freak! 🎶
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After the movie Asherah and Cletus and Keenie and finally Collin were singing the famous David Bowie song from the movie
🎶 "Dance magic dance, dance magic dance, dance magic dance, dance magic dance, put that spell on me, jump magic jump, jump magic jump, jump magic jump, jump magic jump, put that magic jump on me, slap that baby make him freak!!!" 🎶
Everyone was having grand ole time and getting to know one another and spend quality time with each other
As Sammy pulled up to the Cherub residents all three Cherub girls made their way to the house except Asherah who asked for permission to stay with the Morningstars instead, which both his parents and Mr Cherub agreed to
As the Morningstar boys made their way into their house and greeted their parents
"Hey mom and dad, this is Asherah from school, he's a exchange student from New York, he asked for permission from his folks asking if he could stay and live with us for the remaining school year until he goes back to New York…"
Maria came over to her two sons and the new young Omega female standing next to Calcifer, she immediately went from a handshake to a warm loving hug to Asherah
Asherah immediately hugged her back and felt safe in her arms and felt just like whenever his father would hug him
Alejandro Then came over and gave Asherah a firm handshake, and greeted him too
"ay dios mío, Mi hija you're soooo beautiful, you look like just an angel~"
"Oh thank you Mrs Morningstar, why you're very beautiful too, I where both Cal and Sammy get their beautiful Ruby red eyes and adorable Re cheekmarks~"
Maria then blushed a little including both Calcifer and Sammy
"Awe stop it, you definitely know how to make a girl blush~"
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As all three Morningstar men were in the TV room and watching a cowboys game
Maria then put on her apron and went into the kitchen to prepare a dinner for everyone, she looked over and saw Asherah put on a apron as well
"Mi hija what are you doing?, go watch TV with the boys and let me make dinner instead…"
"Oh it's okay Mrs Morningstar, normally in my house my mom and I would often cook dinner for my father and grandfather, plus cooking is one of my favorite things to do and it helps me to relax, also I really enjoy sharing my recipes for others to enjoy~"
"Oh Mi hija you're so much like me, I also enjoy cooking and baking for my three boys too, alright then you can cook with and bake with me as well~"
"Alrighty then~"
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As both Asherah and Maria were done cooking they shout out for all three men to sit down and enjoy their dinner and desert
The dinner table had a combination of both Mexican and Jewish food such as, beef enchiladas, polo shabati, flaky borekas, and for desert some tres leches cake and Jewish Apple cake
Alejandro sat next to his wife and kissed her cheek making her blush and giggle immediately
"Wow this looks delicious Mi Amor, you really out done your self once again~"
"Oooh gracias mi corazón, but Asherah on the other hand did most of the cooking and baking…"
The men were amazed by Asherah's exuberance and culinary skills, everyone grabbed a fork and digged into the food that both Maria and Asherah prepared
"Ay Mi hija your cooking taste just like my mother's cooking, I feel like a little girl again~"
"Yeah it taste like my mother's cooking and my abuelita's cooking too…"
Both Maria and Alejandro were astonished from Asherah's cooking, even Maria teared up a little from missing her lovely mamita
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After dinner it was getting late so everyone headed up to their rooms and Asherah went to the guest room
Calcifer tried to sleep but it was kinda hard so he decided to count sheep, sooner or later he was now in a much more deep sleep
In his dreams he saw Asherah and himself as two Gods, Asherah as the God of life, and himself as the God of death
Both him and Asherah were starting the very first marriage for one another, with Sammy as a God and King of Purgatory and his wife Cletus as a Cherub Angel as their main groomsmen and maiden of honor
And the two gave each other wedding rings and kissed each other, and Calcifer even dreamt about what they did on their wedding night
Then the dream switches to them having their first son which they named him Samael after Sammy, and switch to another dream of their second son that Asherah named his Lucifer, and Lucifer was the light of their lives
And now the dream switch to a dream where Asherah helps a human couple named Joseph and Mary, since Mary was unable to have any children herself, so Asherah took Joseph's seed and carried their child instead
And on a cold December night in a man made manger that both Joseph and Mary built themselves, Mary made a comfortable bed out of hay and some blankets for Asherah to lay down in so it would be more comfortable for him to give birth in
When the morning star shinned so bright in the night sky, it was time for the baby's birth, Joseph telling Asherah to breathe and he had his hands out to catch the baby and a wooden bowl of water and a couple of blankets
And Mary by Asherah's side and holding him and his hand, even though Asherah looked like he wasn't in pain as much but it's still giving birth regardless
Then suddenly the manger was now filled with the baby's cries and Joseph cleaned his new son up and wrapped him in a fluffy warm blanket and kissed his forehead while rocking him
Mary came over and also greeted her new son and kissed his forehead as well with tears of joy in her eyes
Both Joseph and Mary cried even more when their son opened his eyes and he had striking blue eyes that were complementing his dark tan skin
They asked Asherah for a name for their son, and he came up with the name Yeshua, Asherah said that the name Yeshua means salvation and that he'll grow up into a man that'll reshape humanity and help them regrow again
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But then suddenly Calcifer felt really Really good for some weird reason, especially in his lower regions like it was warm and wet
Just them Calcifer groggly woke up to a Very Hot sight
He saw Asherah himself underneath his covers and full on enjoying having his special and favorite body part deep in his mouth and throat
Calcifer couldn't stop himself and quickly grabbed the sides of Asherah's head and he began to thrust hard into Ashe's hot mouth, to Calcifer dismay and confusion Asherah pulled back for just a moment
That was until Calcifer now knew what Asherah was doing, Ashe then pulled the top part of his nightgown down and thus his nice big generous breast
And Asherah began to rub his breast around Calcifer's special member and kiss and worship it yet again as Calcifer kept up his trusting in a much more loving way
"AaA-hah Ashi Mi amor~!"
Calcifer whisper shouted and quickly finished into Asherah's mouth and down his throat, with Ashe gladly swallowing down his love nectar and licking his fingers clean
Asherah then took off his nightgown fully off as well as his panties and he then layed down on his back and opened his legs to Calcifer
Calcifer blushed immediately but had a seductive smile on his face, and wasted no time and got to Asherah's level and even pulled him in by grabbing onto his thighs gently
Calcifer then put his face closer to Asherah's special flower, and sniffed it's beautiful yet addictive aroma
Asherah's special flower smelled like sweet honey and milk and with a hint of soft roses and a slight Apple aroma as well
He then began to love and worship the flower if not even more when Asherah payed special attention to Calcifer's special morningstar
Calcifer then kissed and lick the bud of the flower and began to play with the folds of the petals, and inserted his fingers deeper and further into the rose's opening, making Asherah gasp and moan in a pleasurable way, as he began to play with Calcifer's hair
"Aah! Ooh Calcifer~!, Mmmm Calci baby~"
Calcifer then switch his fingers and tongue into different positions, he then placed his tongue deep within the flower and made sure to danced around inside the flower and sway with it, and his fingers also danced around the rose bud and almost tap danced on it
"Mmm ah!, Calcifer! Oh Aaaah yes Calci Meine Liebe~!!!"
And like a waterfall Asherah finished into Calcifer's mouth, with Calcifer drinking up and swallowing down his love juices, with Asherah clenching around his head with shakey legs
Just then Asherah himself saw that Calcifer pulled off his underwear and got on top of Asherah and layed in between his buxom bosoms and began to trust into Ashe's flower with his Very generous member
Both bodies coiled around one another and holding on to each other as they dance around within the bed together, expressing their love in one big passionate time of their lives
As Asherah holds onto Calcifer's neck and upper body and has his legs and thighs completely locked in place around Cal's lower waist
While Calcifer wrapped his arms tightly around Asherah and making sure that he doesn't go anywhere
Two Hearts beating faster and louder, and Faster and Louder, and FASTER and LOUDER Until
"AaAaAah~!, Calcifer~!"
"MmHmMm~!, Asherah~!"
Both Calcifer and Asherah hugged closer and tighter to one another as they both climaxed together, and mixing their love nectar and juices into something beautiful
The two then looked into their love filled eyes and right then and there they both spoke in unison and said the exact same words to each other
"I Love You~"
The two got comfortable with Calcifer snuggling behind Asherah, with his one of his arm wrapped safely around his waist, and Asherah had one arm on top of Calcifer's strong arm and the other arm underneath his pillow as Calcifer also had his arm underneath his pillow too
The now new Omega and Alpha boyfriend and girlfriend let Hypnos the God of sleep let him take them to a sleeping and happy wonderland, sleeping so soundly and calmly and now happily and deep in love with one another and nothing more~
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