#helluva cash

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Hellaverse Tumblr Sexyman (Round 1, Section 3, Match 5)

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Cash Buckzo (Helluva Boss)

Saint Peter (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onFeb 2

[123artist-freak123]

Draw this

✨magic hehehe✨

If I could punch any fictional dad it would be this motherfucker and moxies dad 👊😠

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Cash drops young Barbie Wire and Blitzo with a sitter so he can go out and drink)

Cash (Tells the sitter as he quickly sets stuff on the table): Alright, here are their leashes, their poop-bags, here's all their medication. Oh, and you don't want to piss them off cuz they haven't had their shots. Bye.

Blitzo (Sees how eager Cash is to leave and asks): When are you coming back for us?

Cash (Sassily replies): Sweetheart, I've been wanting my comeback since you were born. (Swiftly leaves as the twins stare for a moment before looking unsurprised)

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(It's Fizzarolli's birthday and Stolas and Blitz are at the Lust palace to celebrate with him and Asmodeus, but Stolas gets confused when he reads the cake they got him)

Asmodeus (Turns to Stolas and quietly explains): Fizz doesn't celebrate birthdays. Blitz and I did our best to keep the language on the cake complaint.

Fizzarolli (Looks down at the cake and reads it aloud): Hello during a random dessert. The month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus. (Gazes from Asmodeus to Blitz and emotionally tells them) You guys, I never cry, but...

Blitz (Pats his best friend's shoulder and cheerfully says): Alright. Happy expulsion, Fizz. (Everyone then digs in for cake)

[thecat620]

[mayjor-lochardt]

Hey since its that time of year I thought maybe you guys could make a Klaus au

Lucifer as Jesper

Zestial as Klaus

Adam as Alva

Alastor as Mogens

Asherah as Jesper's father

Sera as the Sargent

Emily as Margu

Paimon as the head of the Krums

Cash buckso as the head of the Ellingbone

@talesfromawannabewriter @things-arent-what-they-seem66 @kittenfangirl20 @beef-brisket @libby-for-life @lilacwriter07 @cakerybakery

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

I think the biggest twist revealed in the newest episode was the fact that Cash Buckzo apparently didn't just take the loot Blitzo stole from Paimon and Stolas in the flashback part of "The Circus" and run for it, leaving his circus and family behind.

That being said, I do imagine he blew whatever money he might have gotten from the stolen goods on stuff for himself, most of which was probably pointless, rather than anything that might have benefited his wife, children, or business.

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Most Huggable Hellaverse Character (Round 1, Section 3, Match 4)

Voter rules and other polls on pinned post

Choose

Cash Buckzo (Helluva Boss)

Husk (Hazbin Hotel)

Voting ended onJun 16

Propaganda for Cash Buckzo:

[None Submitted]

Propaganda against Cash Buckzo:

"he's a shitty dad and he appears to have spikes on his neck/back" (Submitted by amethyst-geek)

Propaganda for Husk:

"Cat" (Submitted by anonymous)

Propaganda against Husk:

"A good amount of cats will tear your face off if you hug them. (I come from a family of cat owners)" (Submitted by anonymous)

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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Cash is taking his kids on a camping trip, but the twins quickly start arguing and messing with each other)

Cash (Finally has enough and snaps): You guys want me to turn this car around right now, huh? You want me to take you both home right f*cking now?

Barbie and Blitzo (Forget their bickering before both start calmly talking at the same time): Actually yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fantastic.

Cash (Angrily yells back at them): Well, I'm not gonna! (Barbie and Blitzo groan)

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(While visiting Asmodeus for a check up on his new limbs, Fizzarolli needs to charge his phone, but all the chargers in Asmodeus's office drawer are tangled up)

Asmodeus (Sees Fizzarolli struggling and says): Fizz! (Proceeds to grab the air with both hands and thrusts)

Fizzarolli (Looks genuinely bewildered and asks): What is that?!

Asmodeus (Demonstrates again and tells him): Grab the top one and yank the bottom one.

Fizzarolli (Has a look of realization and replies): Oh, thank Satan that what you meant. Although, I'm open for whatever you want to try. Here we go! (Eventually gets the charger he needs free and happily exclaims) Oz, it worked! The pegging worked!

Asmodeus (Snorts and giggles at the remark)