#helluvers

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What if in Helluvaers heaven and hell has nothing to do with morality. What if its just freaks who would rather play with guns go here and the the ones who want to play unicorn Pollo go here. Just where will you have more fun. It just so happends most bad people also prefer the guns.

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Shout out to all my bitches havein bad mother's day.

King of bad mothers day is Alastor.

In second place we get Charlie. She had 8 years of her mom being gone and blaming her self.

In third only becuase he's been working on his mental health is Blitz.

Forth is Moxie.

And it occurred to me now that none of fhe Angels have a mom. This might explain there isues hun.

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So what if in helluva it's not that you go to hell for being bad but for not being actively good.

I call this the would you drive your friend to the airport test. Would any sinner we've met drive there friend to the air port? Maybe Cherri but she would make you pay for gas so that doesn't count.

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I just rembered that the first Pan representation I ever saw was fucking Rick Sanchez and Deadpool and both at the time where like Twitter confirmed. I don't want to hear shit about helluvers rep when Blitz was the first like actually decent Pan rep I've ever seen.

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"(...) which I could make a whole post about how Alastor is alot like Blitz."

I'd love to read your thoughts on that!

Bet

First off they both are part of a opressed class but with in that opressed class they have gained a level of privlage and both of them gained that privlage though the entertainment industry. For Blitz we know he met Stolas because of being a performer as a child and he uses that relationship to start a business something few Imps can do. We can also asume he met Verosika this way. Alastor in life was able to scure himself stable decent work by being a performer even though he was a Black man in the 1920-30s. His job aloud him to be invited to the fancy rich people party's even if he wasn't made to feel welcomed there. They both go to great lengths to maintaine the privlage they have gained for them selfs. I'm sure Alastor used the money from his show to buy the books to summon Rosie. Blitz agreeing to his arrangement with Stolas and Alastor selling his soul to Rosie are similar and they have the same motives for doing so.

Speaking of privileged. They both have werid relationships to rich people. Blitz with Stolas and Verosika and Alastor with Vox and Rosie. Yes Rosie is rich she owns a town. Blitz breaking up with Verosika after she telling him she loves him and Blitz snapping at stolas for breaking there aramgement both are comparable to Alastor snapping at Vox in the backflash. Also both of them see there relationships especially there relationship to there rich peers as transactional.

I would also bet that when we get inside of Alastor's head we will see a sceen like the one in Blitz trip during ep 6. That's we we get confirmation that Blitz's greatest fear is that he is so unlovable so awful that he will die alone and the only realtion he can have is the transactional one with Stolas. Alastor obviously wants people in his life same as Blitz. That old art has his desire being family which is the same as Blitz. They both think they don't get that so there terible to people and push them away.

Also Stolas and Rosie are both demeaning to them respectively (though Rosie is worse) yet they both let this fact go without directly addressing it.

Also we don't know alot about Blitz and Verosika's relationship besides that he maxed her credit card and we know she knew his sister was in rehab. I wouldn't be suprised if there relationship and past Vox and Alastor's relationship where very similar. That they partied at liked each other and when things got to real our respective boys fled.

I could make a whole post about Vox and Stolas as well but needless to say though two are be normal about your crush challenge impossible.

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Do y'all think in Helluvaers that the Angels do bird mateing dances.

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With Helluvaers can we like actually talk about the effects of childhood emotional neglect because thats something that comes up repeatedly yet is never talked about.