The Birds and the Bats
[Bruce trying to give Dick THE Talk]
Bruce: Puberty is nothing to be ashamed about, Dick.
Dick:
Bruce: Your body is changing and it's a b- beautiful thing.
Dick: *groaning into his hands* Brooooooose, stahp.
Bruce, powering through: The changes you're experiencing are like... *has an epiphany* That show you like! Poké-man! You're a Poké-man who is evolving into something better and stronger!
Dick: *staring at Bruce in horror*
Bruce, extremely sincerely: *taking Dick's hands into his own* Dick, you're a Poké-boy turning into a Poké-man.
Dick: *horror intensifies*
Bruce: And remember when it comes to STDs, you don't "gotta catch 'em all".
Dick: *realizing he's never going to be able to watch Pokémon again*
Bruce: And I think that's a great segue into our next topic, *whips out a roll of condoms* Condoms!
Dick: *stands up and begins to walk away*
Bruce: Dick, where are you going?! *slightly panicked* I still haven't shown you how to put a condom on a banana!
