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[greychan]

Smoking Weed Without Coughing So That You Don't Wake Your Napping Wife And Girlfriend Challenge - IMPOSSIBLE

[smoke-in-the-winds]

While you were pouring libations for the gods I was deftly defying the odds

While you were revelling in a mystery cult I was being born anew from my moult

While you were studying the writings of Homer I was slaying the Beast called Roamer

[tomatodamnsoup]

guys 😔😔 me and @funkyotterwater freaked it last night and i licked frosting off of their body tehehehe

[butchblackbear]

I NEED a dumpster pussy I need to be so stretched out I'm just an empty tunnel up to my cervix. with your help, I can take up to 2 fists I think!

[zorosfatpad]

pov bed bound zoro and his only form of exercise is hip thrusts w/ me on top of him

[shrcker]

if I post incorrectly you're allowed to use the spray or magical blade to silence me

[exquisitedeadpanda]

If I had a nickel for every time someone on Dirty Laundry talked about storing their money in an unconventional place rather than somewhere reasonably secure…