#hogging

[tilbageidanmark]

A noodler

[blackmissfrizzle]

Since I’m too scary to make a video and ask it on TikTok, plus size woc have y’all experienced “hogging”? If you don’t know what it is, watch this.

I definitely haven’t experienced that. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that seems like a very YT thing to do. You know malice is in their blood.

But even usual things like being used for sex, I don’t think I’ve experienced that. At most I’ve experienced is being ignored and the childhood school teasing. Even then I haven’t had a traumatizing experience as a plus size woman or I probably gotten used to it real quick.

Anyways I just want your thoughts. If you’re not comfortable hit up my ask box! I really want to hear about others’ experience.

[imagine-loki]

Imagine Loki insisting that you are hogging your newborn. “You can hold them in just a minute,” you repeatedly tell him.

But you’ve been promising him “just a minute” for four hours now.

Loki thinks his chance has come when the baby starts to whimper. Wanting their father, he assumes. He starts to reach for them.

“Aww. You hungry? Are you hungry? Yeah... It’s lunchtime, isn’t it? Mama’s little angel’s hungry...”

Great. Loki starts to think you’re just not going to let him hold his own child. You’ll hog them forever!

Later, you and the baby are both fast asleep. Seizing the opportunity, Loki carefully reaches down to lift the baby out of your arms. “My turn,” he whispers.

You start to stir ever so slightly, but Loki gently shushes you, letting you fall back asleep to the belief that the baby is just fidgeting in their sleep.

“Hello there, little one.” Loki is careful to keep his voice down, knowing as soon as you wake up, you’ll insist on holding the baby again. “Your mother’s already smothering you, isn’t she? Ah, but I assure you, she means well.” He places a kiss on the top of the baby’s head like you’ve done all day.

You wake up with empty arms. Before you have a chance to panic, you see your husband sitting on your bed, smiling down at the bundle of joy he’s now holding.

“Loki,” you whine. “Stop hogging the baby!”

[smallscreengifs]

[marvelstoms]

i feel like at this point the marvel fandom on tumblr (and elsewhere) is:

- just hogging usernames in hope that they’ll guess the right title for infinity war

- in shambles from the events of infinity war in which 1 or more of your favs probably “died”

- hyped for carol danvers to slay our existence

-trying to choose a marvel themed costume (but also in shambles because most of them are very expensive)

-general crying

-stalking tom hollands social media for possible leaks

-over analyzing every post by the russo brothers and anyone else in marvel

[toadiebeans]

This is one of my bf’s baby toads, Rosinante, she likes relaxing under her hidey log. She’s also been hogging most of the din din from hers sibs and now has a fat tummy. ♤

[raiinbowfuck]

I’ve been #hogging my selfies so I’m posting them all now 😂