#horrible things

[ferosfer]

english language teaching final in half an hour wish me luck 👍

[sea-sick-fish]

looking back my parents should've thought something was up when i made them throw foam balls for me so i could pick them up with my mouth when i was like 7

[adjetctivenounnoun]

Every day I want a magical button to appear that says "exit simulation" but if this is the sim, how bad must it be out there?

[showmethecrowfacts]

Honk-Tuah,

Clown on that thang

Courtesy of @hesi-skele and @slinkyslugs

[kaoharu]

icant stop laughifbjdvdheve fuck

[deadlittledogs]

WHICH ONE OF YOU BOUGHT ALL THE AMECAN DOUJINS I HAD IN MY CART?????????????????????????????????????

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[maxdibert]

Growing up is realizing why when you said something as a teenager and all the adults responded that you couldn't understand it because you were too young they were absolutely right.

[pratchettquotes]

And then he realized why he was thinking like this.

It was because he wanted there to be conspirators. It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over the brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn't then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

Terry Pratchett, Jingo