- Perpetually greasy hair even when he uses shampoo (head and shoulders 😶)
- Swears tech deck is a real sport because he got a callous from it.
- Hates Elon Musk with a passion because he doesn’t like teslas and how their doors open.
- When he was younger the teacher asked the boys of the class to bring chairs to the class. Kurt tried to help, but dropped the chairs on his feet. He never tried to help again 😭
- The guy who got out first in dodgeball.
- Has the weirdest taste in music. Would unironically like Cbat.
- Doesn’t believe in cancel culture.
- Fails to realize when some people just won’t like him.
- Super controlling of his thermostat??
- If you ever brought him to a rave he would have the worst dance moves, but makes up for it with enthusiasm.
- Has an ungodly amount of selfies. He’s the type of guy to send them to you constantly to update what he’s doing throughout his day.
- Please somebody dress him. Get him new clothes, he will wear them.
- Would fight hate comments on the regular, but pipe down the moment you correct something he did.
- Would get a love you taking 0.5 pictures of him. Loves when you pose him for pictures, all of it, he gets this super lovesick expression on his face.
- Super smash bros and Valorant enthusiast.
- Dickrider for the classics.
- Loves crystal girls?? Likes crystals in general, anything shiny really.
- Gets so pouty when you like fictional characters.
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- Insecure but doesn’t realize it. His pride gets in the way of him realizing he *is* insecure.
- When he gets humanized and related to he doesn’t know how to react, realizing people feel how he does but act differently.
- Believes in karma against the people he deems has wronged him. Outside of wanting karmic justice to people he dislikes he doesn’t care about it. Kurt thoroughly believes he can do what he wants.
- Kurt has an on and off relationship with his father. The distance made him mad, wanting the ‘American dream’ relationship with his father. Blames him for some of his failures.
- Doesn’t respond well to getting help. Would blame others for his downfalls and 100% convince himself that it isn’t his fault.
- Ranks people’s worth based on clout/how much others like them. This also means he lets popular people mistreat him (canon) In school he idolized popular kids, assures himself he would thrive as a popular kid.
- Very touched starved. If you scratch his head he would instantly do anything you wanted him to. His heart is yours.
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- You have to tell him directly what you want because he’s extremely clueless. If you give him an inch he’ll go a mile if you don’t direct him.
- Don’t be afraid to though, he loves being bossed around in bed. At first he is a bit offended but when he gets past his internal misogyny he loves being told what to do when to do it.
- Would not last long, yet has impressive stamina.
- So vocal in bed. You cannot get that man to lower his moans at all. Never suck his dick where he could be heard because he WILL be heard.
- So scared that one day his dick won’t work 😭 If he takes a little bit too long to get hard he panics because he’s so used to popping a boner quickly.
- Speaking of which, if you even brush down his arm in a sensual manner he will be getting hard.
- Chastity cage. Use it.
- Doesn’t have a lot of experience, but is up to most things. He likes being able to explore things with you.
- Awkward dirty talk, but he’s so endearing it’s cute.
- Worst person to have a threesome with. He’s so needy that he would be too focused on you, forgetting about who else is there. Never wants a third guy, would forget about a third girl.
- Kurt really tried with aftercare but every time he cums it’s like he’s seeing god and you have to give him a few minutes to bounce back to take care of you.
- When he stays over to your apartment for the first time he kinda goes crazy, freaky on the first night, not having to be silent as you’re finally all alone.
- Watches porn frequently but after he’s with you he cuts back on it, using you as his personal material. He prefers it more knowing he can actually have you.
- Best way for him to dominate is if he’s jealous over another person. He becomes so determined to show you who can fuck you better, showing a whole new side to him even he didn’t know he had. Fucks you into the mattress as he smacks your thighs, demanding you tell him who’s fucking you the best.
