#hp convo

[romqnticstylez]

Rose: Mum, I thought you said you and dad got together at the end of your seventh year and he started fancying you around your fourth year?

Hermione: Yes, because he did.

Rose: But I found some of yours and dad’s books and it says ‘R ♡︎ H’ on a lot of his that aren’t of fourth year or above standard.

Hermione: Your Uncle Harry’s name starts with H.

Rose: You’re his wife..?

Hermione:

Rose:

Rose: Nevermind.

[themaraudera]

James: can i get you anything? water? coffee? tea-

Lily: -personal space

[das-alien-vom-planeten-wooh]

My dad taught me how to throw knives to make me less gay. Now I know how to suck dick & throw knives

- Sirius Black

[nonegenderleftgalaxy]

ravenclaw and slytherin convo

Ravenclaw: *about to do something terrifying* Well, wish me luck, Slytherin.

Slytherin: I don't believe in luck.

Ravenclaw: Oh my god Slytherin. *walks away*

[likeawildthing]

movie remus: harry, your mom was there for me at a time when no one else was

canon remus + his friends: is that fuckin' right?

[romqnticstylez]

What was the real reason everyone was surprised Harry kissed Ginny?

(this is a joke lmao)

Parvati: Well, I definitely didn't expect that.

Ron: I know right?

Parvati: I thought you and Harry were back together!

Ron: What? Harry and I were never together...?

Parvati: Weren't you dating Lavender during your guys' break?

Ron: What- No! We're just best friends! Where'd you get that idea?

Literally everyone:

Hermione: Ron, have you ever wondered why I was a bit cold to you and Harry after the second task?

[romqnticstylez]

Harry: *sighs for the 10th time*

Lily: Daddy, why are you sad?

Harry: I...I miss your Uncle Ron.

Lily:

James:

Ginny:

Albus:

Albus: Dad, we were at Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermione's house one hour ago.

[romqnticstylez]

Ron after writing a letter to Hermione: Fuck that is WAY too long

Ron after writing his second letter: No, still too long

Ron after writing his third letter: Too formal.

Ron after writing his fourth letter: Too short.

Ron after writing his fifth letter: She’d want more information on Egypt.

Ron after writing his sixth letter: She might not like the ‘Love, Ron’ part.

Ron after writing his seventh letter: Did that come off as rude? Eh, Fred and George will make fun of me if they see too many scrapped letters in my room, she won’t see it as rude. I think…maybe…but what if she does?

Fred poking his head inside Ron’s room because he’s Fred: She will.

Ron: Wha — GET OUT FRED!