It's unknown why do you even exist. The SCP Foundation doesn't know what to do with you. You're a confusing paradox that they do not understand and most frustratingly—uncontainable in a conventional sense.
#TAGS: Nothing Time Twins related, SCP Fandom is slowly drawing me back, It includes SCP! Reader, The Herta! Reader, Honkai Star Rail x SCP Crossover, Potentially OOC, Reader x Canon, Witch Reader, Short Writing, The Herta! Reader x SCP Character, More stuff like this would be included if interested, SCP FANS ARISE. 🔥🔥🔥
— TW?: Possesive Themes, Be Warned, 035 Being 035 As Usual, Potential Yandere Themes, He Calls You His 'Wife'.
A/N: After hitting maxed pity on Herta's banner along with her LC, I decided to make an interesting crossover because I thought it would be interesting to see how this goes for The Herta! Reader Insert. (Huge bonus that I'm blessed with good stats while I'm building her. 🙏)
You’re the definition of an enigma. A literal spacefaring, unknown anomaly wrapped up in an elegantly appearance, self-aware, and untouchable persona. The Foundation doesn’t know what to do with you, and SCP-035? He’s utterly entranced.
And Who Exactly Are You in the SCP Foundation?
You are Anomaly [REDACTED], a Level 6: CTS entity classified under Euclid. They don’t fully understand what you are—just that you exist, that you have an unsettling level of influence, and that you are playing the longest of long games.
You don’t act out. You don’t cause destruction. You don’t try to escape. Instead, you watch. You let them wonder why you haven’t done anything drastic, knowing full well that the moment you choose to tip the scales, everything changes.
They don’t imprison you because they can’t. They simply keep you in containment because you allow them to.
And then there’s SCP-035.
SCP-035 has never met someone like you before.
He’s charming, cunning, and manipulative—but none of it works on you. Not because you’re immune to him, but because you let him think he’s in control before flipping the script entirely.
You’re his perfect counterpart. The ultimate tease, the unattainable yet tangible anomaly that keeps him guessing.
At first, he tries to toy with you, flirt with you, unnerve you. And then, he realizes.
Oh.
You’re not like the others.
You understand him. You see through every little act, every trick, every calculated play. But instead of rejecting him or trying to outmaneuver him, you do something infinitely worse.
You indulge him.
You let him speak his flowery words, you humor his charm—but it’s clear who the real player is in this game. He’s used to being in control, but you? You make it so easy for him to fall under your spell instead.
And it drives him insane.
The Foundation is uneasy. Not because you’re violent, but because they cannot predict what you’re doing.
Why do you allow SCP-035 to get so close?
Why does SCP-035, a master manipulator, seem to worship you?
What is your endgame?
They want to separate you two, but the problem? 035 actually behaves when you’re around.
If anything, he’s less volatile, less inclined to escape, more… cooperative. But only because he knows that if he behaves, he gets you.
035: (mocking, but with an underlying threat) “Oh? You want to take my darling away? My wife?” (chuckles darkly) “Now, now, let’s not be hasty. You wouldn’t want to see me upset, would you?”
The researchers watching? Having war flashbacks.
The Real Question is...Why You Haven’t Given Him a Permanent Host (Yet)?
Because you’re playing the long game.
You could give him a permanent body. A perfect, indestructible vessel crafted specifically for him. A host that would never rot, never decay, never fail him.
And he knows you can.
That’s why he adores you. That’s why he’s obsessed.
But you? You wait.
You let him yearn. Let him crave it. Let him wonder if today is the day you’ll finally grant him that final gift.
035: (grinning, tilting his host’s head at you) “Tell me, dearest… when will you finally stop teasing me?”
You: (smirking, brushing a hand over his mask, whispering) “Would you love me the same if I gave you everything at once?”
035: … (soft chuckle) “Ah. I see. You do know me too well, don’t you?”
And the Foundation? Losing their minds. Because whatever the hell this is? It’s not normal.
They don’t know if it’s love, obsession, or something far worse.
👀 hello,I see that your request is open I want to request
Columbina!fem reader with honkai star rail
𝐇𝐒𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐀!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 🎶🪽
Columbina, also known by her codename "Damselette, is the Third of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers. a pale young woman with long black hair with dark pink/magenta highlights, tied into two side-plaits resting just over her shoulders with white ribbon around it in an X-shape. She has several white feather-like ribbons on the back of her head that are reminiscent of dove wings.
The astral express maid joined the astral express before Dan heng even joined in, they are very aloof and would always appear oblivious from many things.
Would sing lullaby towards pompom during at night or if someone has been struggling with insomnia could instantly cure it by singing a lullaby, at first it creeps out most of the express but got used to it because columbina!reader was just trying to help.
Columbina!reader claimed to be a halovian since appearance wise they look similar so after they claimed being a halovian many actually found sense at them being a halovian due to their power seems to be connected towards memoria and sub conscious
Their footsteps are quite to the point of being able to sneak up on those who have high hearing capabilities without any issues, and not to mention they have their eyes closed and are able to walk in the darkness without any issues.
March 7 once scream out bloodied horror when she found columbina!reader just sitting in the middle of darkness at the astral express living room.
Seems to have some sort of precognition ability, columbina!reader would drop hints about what would happen in a few days or what's coming, although they only give a portion of their vision not entirely.
Sometimes their reflection would show up. When creatures sensitive towards memoria would immediately back away from them making space to not be close with columbina! reader.
Have remarkable healing capabilities able to heal sickness and injuries when the crew sustained during a mission.
Many people who have tried to mess with the express or unwelcome visitors would try to take control seems to be afraid of them, for example when an ipc salesman hitchhiker would try to boss around the express with one look towards columbina!yuu they immediately back away and freeze as if seeing things other worldly.
When being near columbina!reader they would always be seen playing a lyre as well the person hearing multiple voices overlapping singing a lullaby or the words "holy, holy, holy" been repeated thousands of times.
Would also consider to be an anomaly amongst the aeons, during the herta space station none of the anti matter legions are brave enough to get close towards them.
Herta has found them entertaining and want to study them but they usually find ways to slip out of her eyes, causing her to be more curious and when she checks the security cameras the cameras would mysteriously go static.
Columbina is an anomaly amongst the universe, even everyone has feelings or doubts of them being a halovian, so during penacony Sunday and robin could immediately recognize they are not a halovian.
columbina!reader possessed a pair of 6 wings that in the edges have multiple eyes, during times of crisis they are able to manipulate the size of their wings creating a shield towards the astral express they are pretty durable able to withstand most dangerous attacks.
Propagation bugs would immediately back away and fly from them, as well when columbina!yuu is not even close or in another room it causes them to be frantic and tries to leave before columbina!reader get close towards them
Hello! Can I request a Honkai Star Rail and Wuthering Waves crossover with Jiyan? The reader can be of any faction and race you wish. I think a foxian reader, a self-destructor reader like Acheron or a Memokeeper would be interesting. Maybe even a Gallovian. Whatever you think is right, that's right. Thanks in advance 🌻🌻🌻
Once you are gone
memokeeper!foxian!malereader x Jiyan, fluff;
warning!faction and "race" kinda reflect in reader's character
It took so frickin' long u probably forgot about it. Sorry. But I have like no time at all. Still thank u very much 4 the request!
And about it… tbh I played in hsr for only a brief while, because I stopped at the beginning of Penacony... (truly unfortunate turn of events) But I searched for help on internet. And after first few informations that I read, an idea popped into my head, so I decided to modify it suitably for a story. Hope its alright
In your life you have visited dozens if not hundreds of places, times and dimensions. You have met thousands of people, explored more than one story, learned new languages, traditions and habits. In the process, you have gained a lot of unique, rich and wonderful memories. However, none of them belonged to you.
You were a memokeeper. You had nothing. You dedicated your entire existence to your almighty Aeon. Your soul, experiences, memories, emotions, feelings. Everything belonged to him.
You were his best memokeeper. You always stole finest memories from most unique universes. You worked long for your title. You wanted to feel appreciated. That's why, once you noticed, that lately no memory had brought your lord to his former euphoria, you knew you had to try harder. Find something one of a kind. Everything for that one smile and few simple words of recognition.
You went on a journey. Where no memokeeper has yet managed to go. Next few worlds and their residents didn't seem really interesting. There was nothing there that your Lord hadn't already seen. But, you weren't willing to give up so easily. After all, you were the best of the best.
In the end, fate brought you to Solaris-3. At first it was a simple miscalculation. But after moments of reflection, you came to conclusion that such coincidences often led to the greatest results. Something was drawing you to Solaris. And especially to Huanglong. That's why you decided to settle there for a longer period of time. You focused your search on possible battlefields. After all, your Aeon gave them his special attention.
However, your focus wasn't drawn to trivial Midnight Rangers. Before you knew it all your attention turned to a certain teal-haired general… Even if it wasn't in your style. By the time you realized, it was too late. You drowned in curiosity. And what's even more surprising, you decided to trust your fox sixth sense.
At first you remained in the shadows. As always.
You watched him from afar. Drank in his view. His smile and gentle voice. You experienced what he did. Got to know him, his surroundings, people close to him and emotions that he showed.
Yet it wasn't enough for you.
You were greedy. You had to taste it yourself.
So you decided to take more advanced steps. And do what you were mostly not in the habit of doing. You decided to reveal yourself.
At first you planned to pretend to be an ordinary local resident. A poor, struggling victim who lost his home and all his belongings in face of war.
However, after a moments of consideration, you pushed that idea back into the shadows. You wouldn't feel right putting yourself in a weaker position than general and your rivals. You had to play a hero in this story.
Now all you had to do was to wait for the right moment. And it came faster than you could have thought.
A group of Midnight Rangers along with a general ran into an ambush. Typical, sunny afternoon. Any attack was definitely unexpected. In the blink of an eye, you jumped in front of Jiyan and covered him with your own body, countering the hit. You dealt a punch that spread destruction and left a deep crack in the ground, decorated with fainted bodies of your opponents.
You hastily turned towards your subject of interest. Jiyan stood there truly shocked with your sudden appearance.
You took a closer look at him. For the first time you had the opportunity to do so.
You saw this spark in his eyes. Full of admiration and fascination. You proceeded to the rescue before he could even react.
A sort of sudden, unfamiliar warmth spread through your body. You felt the need to help him more often.
That's how your relationship began. You were quickly dragged into the ranks of Midnight Rangers and even faster, Jiyan took you in his care.
Now you were able to experience everything he did firsthand. And you couldn't lie, you damn well enjoyed it.
Jiyan quickly took a liking to you. Just as you liked him. If you even knew the meaning of this term. Memokeepers were famous for their manipulative abilities. Extremely necessary when acquiring precious memories. Oddly enough, you didn't need to use them at all. Jiyan liked you for who you were.
At some point you became inseparable. You didn't feel the need to do anything unrelated to general and he neither could nor wanted to chase you away.
The more time you spent with him the more you learned. You even managed to come up with new ideas. Maybe your Aeon was so moody because he needed something different? Instead of war, maybe he should experience some love.
However, there were no candidates in Jiyan's way. And you also didn't feel right with the idea of some stranger messing with general's heart. No one seemed suitable. So you decided to "sacrifice" yourself for the sake of this matter.
Few flirty comments, innocent brushes of hands.
Yet, you needed something more. You needed to create some kind of special memory.
It was one of the coldest nights of an entire year. You stationed in some remote area.
As you walked through narrow paths, between a shabby tents, you heard chattering of teeth. Pitch-black night got illuminated by lone stars and shyly sparkling campfires. Excluding a few tightly wrapped sentries, on your way you didn't come across any living soul.
You reached to the edge of a camp. Jiyan never liked to set up in the center.
You looked around awkwardly. There was no door, no way to knock. You weren't sure how to alert of your presence. But rushed by the cold, you began to call out a name of your general in a loud whisper.
Fortunately, awkward moment didn't last long and man heard you. Jiyan poked his head out of a tent. Sleepy eyes, messy hair. He looked so… vulnerable. He was completely unlike his highly, awe-inspiring general's self. Truly adorable. But you shook off these thoughts in panic.
-Can I come in?-you asked with a devious smirk.
And Jiyan, not yet fully aware of what was happening, only nodded his head and stepped back, thus letting you in.
Closing a tent behind you, you cut off all access to light. In small space you were able to find your way quickly. In the dark, you took off your shoes and, together with Jiyan, placed yourself in the middle of warm furs and sheets. Although Jiyan had never had you inside his tent before, it seemed so natural for the two of you. All those times when Jiyan accidentally fell asleep on your shoulder during long war planning… It added up to one thing.
Hearing a sluggish shuffling, you imagined Jiyan shyly approaching you as he sent you a pleading look. You bit your lower lip in desperation. You really wished you could see that right now.
You slowly raised your hand higher, tracing man's face. Gently grabbed his sharp jaw and pulled him towards you in a confident motion, placing his head on your chest. You felt as general's body relaxed.
You covered him with a thick layer of furs. Left one arm on his hip, when other began to soothingly stroke his hair. Cold slowly faded away in cozy atmosphere and comfort of each other body. Still, you couldn't help but notice Jiyan's gentle shivering. He was freezing. Yet it was you who just got back out of air. You squeezed him tighter. Twisted gently from side to side, releasing your tail, which hurriedly wrapped around Jiyan. General breathed a sigh of relief as he snuggled tighter into you. You knew he liked your tail. Although he never dared to touch it, considering it your private space. He sent it plenty of sneaking glances.
-When are you leaving?
He suddenly broke the silence and you froze.
-How-?
-That's easy to notice. When I talk about plans for the spring you look away. When I ask about your past you avoid the subject. When boys beg you to become their mentor, you turn it into a joke. It all adds up. I am not blind.
Pleasant atmosphere got taken over by a tension. Strange thrill of adrenaline set in your body. You clenched your teeth and hugged man tighter. You didn't know what to say.
-So?
-You can't wait for me to be gone, that much? - you couldn't stand the pressure so you tried to dismiss the subject.
Jiyan shook his head in denial.
-I don't want you to leave at all.
He answered sincerely and turned his face towards you, hoping that despite the darkness you could see his confident look and take his word for granted.
Your heart began to beat faster and you truly started to worry. You had never experienced anything like this. But you felt a sudden urge, to provide Jiyan's safety, just as you did during the ambush. Your instinct told you that you had to reassure him that everything would be fine.
Without much thought, as if guided by your inner self, you lifted your head and placed a gentle kiss on top of man's head.
-I'll be back, I promise - you swore.
It hurt you a lot, but he was right. You had to leave. You hadn't been in your home for long enough. Though you weren't sure anymore if you were still able to call that way a place by Aeon's side. You started to arrange in your head what would you say to Aeon.
But whatever your explanations might be, one thing was certain: