Marvel "cast" a something pt 2
flash: the villain is very strong and we don't have the physical strength to face him, we need magic, but all the normally requested magic users are incapacitated!
hal: hey, cap! You have magic, don't you? Can't you do a spell that immobilizes the villain, or weakens him so we can beat him?
marvel: aaaah, uh. sure.
marvel points a finger at the villain and stands still for a while, thinking.
marvel: I don't really know what to do, what kind of spell do I cast?
flash: I don't know, man! You are the magic guy here! just do something! conjure a magic sledgehammer, a crowbar, an anvil that will fall on his head, a big piano!! anything!
Hal: it could even be anemia, damn it!
Marvel: oh, I've had it once, it's really bad, we get really weak. OK!
Marvel redoes his wizard pose, a dark look on his face. the environment becomes cold, clouds begin to accumulate in the sky and strong winds hit the heroes.
Marvel: I CAST LACK OF VITAMIN B12 IN YOUR BLOOD
and the villain drops to the ground, pale, weak, unable to lift even a finger, he looks so tired, exhausted, lame, he has such a low immoral lack of vitamin in his blood right now
Flash: DUDE DID YOU ACTUALLY CAST ANEMIA ON HIM??! IS THIS POSSIBLE?
Hal wheezing: MAN. COULD YOU ALWAYS DO THESE THINGS? IS IT THAT EASY?!
Later, Batman will begin to shake with anxiety as he updates the captain's contingency file after reading reports of today's fight.
information… -apparently he can conjure any illness with just words.
Batman: …
Batman: does that include terminal illnesses…?
preventive measures to be taken… -discover a cure for cancer, preferably an instant cure. -create a utility belt with all the cures for all the diseases in the world.
Batman just sighs, fucking magic
pt 1 ?
