✨ Prison Boyband AU ✨
Arthur: Wrote Sherlock Holmes but couldn’t figure out how not to get arrested. Boyband vibes, debut single incoming: Elementary, My Love.
Theo: Bullied the guards into using his good angle. Owns the commissary now. Probably trademarked prison fashion.
Faust: Flirting with the prison staff for ✨research✨. Whispering, “Tell me, guard… is that your pulse quickening, or just mine?” and somehow walked away with extra dessert.













