-Illtown - 1997
I might have done it. I might have found a movie worse than Den of Thieves. This is a bad movie trying to pretend it's a good movie. IT SUCKS.
Some notes:
I paid $4.99 for his on amazon. I didn't rent it. I BOUGHT IT.
The highlight of the movie is Michael Rapaport getting bashed in the skull with a brick.
Maurice definitely does have more lines in this than Den of Thieves.
This movie is like a feeder to guest appearances in the Law and Order Universe. Just off the top of my head I counted six.
Finch from American Pie is this for some reason.
Tony Danza plays a gay drug boss? It's so bad that circles from being offensive to being super camp back to offensive again.
I can't stress this enough: DO NOT WATCH THIS.
BONUS: Oscar Issac is in this as a pool boy - uncredited. He most definitely wants to forget this.
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