ThoroughlyModernMinutia

Random shit, on a whim geriatric millennial She/Her 18+ I guess

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

I am sure this has been posted somewhere already, but I. Could. Not. Find. It. I made a tumblr account solely to post this gif. And making this took more effort than I imagined 😭

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

Personal post (cringe) - I was in the hospital for five days because my thyroid fucked me up real bad. The doctors and nurses were great, but it’s probably of the most traumatizing experience I’ve ever had.

[drchucktingle]

Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

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please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here or on tingleverse patreon

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[kenobion]

I was tagged by @heartsandstars46 to list 13 songs I'm into at the moment - these are in no particular order

Do You Ever - Kimchii

Digital Love - Daft Punk

Bite Hard - Franz Ferdinand

Heavy with Hoping - Madeon

One Caress - Depeche Mode

Seem to Last - Rasmus Faber

My Own Way - Duran Duran

If You Can't Beat Them - Queen

You've Got My Love - Bastian

Squeeze Me - Kraak & Smaak

You Know What I Need - PNAU & Troye Sivan

Golden - Claptone

I Take the Dice - Duran Duran

I'm not sure who to tag so feel free to ignore this @simplykodos @spookyemorockbabe @moonlightpirate @cheesybadgers

[cheesybadgers]

Aw thanks for the tag, @kenobion (loving all the Duran Duran on your list!)❤️

Hotter Than Hell - Dua Lipa

LoveDrug - Lady Gaga

C'Mere - Interpol

Summer's Gone - Feeder

Rhythm is a Dancer - Snap!

Erase/Rewind - The Cardigans

Power & Control - Marina and the Diamonds

Houdini (Danny L Harle Slowride Mix) - Dua Lipa

Evil - Interpol

Take Me Away - Avril Lavigne

True Faith - New Order

The Way It Was - The Killers

1985 - Manic Street Preachers

No pressure tags: @mariamariquinha, @thoroughlymodernminutia, @by-ilmater, @gondowan and anyone else who wants to play!

[mariamariquinha]

Tagged by the lovely @cheesybadgers 🥰

Before You Break My Heart - JADE

Be The One - Dua Lipa

You Can't Hurry Love - Phil Collins

Everything is Embarrassing - Sky Ferreira

Falling - Harry Styles

Depois do Prazer - Cover by Alcione (if you want to know about 🇧🇷 music, I truly recommend to engage in her discography... she's a legend)

Somebody Else - The 1975

Say Yes to Heaven - Lana del Rey

POR SUPUESTO - Marina Sena (🇧🇷)

Lua Cheia - Marina Sena (🇧🇷)

Cross Your Mind - Niall Horan (loooooove his second album)

Creep - TLC

Enquanto Me Beija - Jão (🇧🇷)

No pressure tags: @thoroughlymodernminutia @doughmonkey @placeinthemiddleofnowhere @sigurism @seaweeden @zaanka @royal-abbotts @queennymeria and anyone who wants to play!

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

Tagged by both @mariamariquinha @cheesybadgers 🤩🤩

In no particular order…

1. Cheer Down - George Harrison

2. Columbia - Oasis

3. I’d Die Without You - P.M. Dawn

4. Slow Motion - Color Me Badd

5. Alive (Demo) - Oasis

6. Choose - Color Me Badd

7. End Of The Line - Traveling Wilbury’s

8. Looking Through Patient Eyes - P.M. Dawn

9. Whatever - Oasis

10. If You Stay - Backstreet Boys

12. Coffee and TV - Blur

13. Country House - Blur

I feel like I’ve been gone from here so long I can’t tag anyone 😭

[fsmilanocortina]

三浦 璃来/木原 龍一 Riku Miura/Ryuichi Kihara (JPN)

2026 Olympic Winter Games Free Skate (158.13, WR)

[goth-queen]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[yiga-hellhole]

me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts

[mariamariquinha]

@thoroughlymodernminutia all the tiiiime (and I love it!!!! ❤️❤️)

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

You know it 😂😂

[claracedar]

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

[peachiyyy]

my face when im having the best time of my life: 😐😶

[la-vie-est-une-fleur29]

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

I watched the first episode from season five of stranger things and…..

[thoroughlymodernminutia]

I accidentally gave myself a raise my reducing my fsa contribution. Gaming the system 🫩

[letthefairyinyoufly]

Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell

[cornerstorebitch]

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books