#ilya posting

[scartafacci]

ilya rozanov:

[sheheatedonmyrivalry]

Somewhere right now #myilya is adding curse words to his google searches to avoid AI answers

[castielchitaqua]

#girldinner but it's ilya choking on that cock

[reheatedmania]

one word: shiver 🤗

Send me a single word and I'll write a 100-word drabble based on it

Thank you for the prompt! Uh, whoops, here’s some angst💕

[aslongasitsblack]

hashtag my shane

[probablily]

#RecenterIlyaRozanov we should all be thinking and talking more about what it was like to be cooking?? dinner?? inside with david hollander while shane and yuna were in the driveway. was ilya nervous to be alone with shane’s dad? was he on his Best Behavior as a #traumaresponse and David gently walked Ilya through making spaghetti? Was he asking questions about the treasury board of canada so David would talk and not look too closely at how Ilya’s hands were shaking?

okay you know who was thinking about this. ME. ME after episode 6 came out and i devoured every fic tagged david hollander & ilya rozanov. this was before i started actually bookmarking things again tho, otherwise i would point you to the best ones.

i think ilya was nervous and his best behavior and also thinking oh fuck this man saw me grab his son's ass and i think it was awkward and i do think they made spaghetti together and i'd like to believe that david tried to put ilya at ease and in my heart of hearts i want to believe that ilya looked really long and hard at one of those pictures of tiny shane on the wall and then david told him the story around the picture because wtf else are they supposed to talk about, the only thing they have in common is shane, and david didn't know that anyone cared about his son this way so i think it would be very touching for him to see and maybe they could have bonded

[octaviaabadassblakee]

Good morning I had a dream last night that we all started changing our URLs to specific moles on Ilya's back. And as more moles got chosen, the URLs became increasingly more ridiculous. Like ilyasleftshoulderthirdfromtheleftmole

[scartafacci]

hall of fame for the moment in this scene when shane was like, “damn it!!! he wins again.” 🙄

and the way he keeps thinking about it months later even when he’s having lunch with his parents because how can he ever let that go 🙄

new competition officially unlocked ✅

meanwhile these are ilya’s thoughts:

ilya: why can’t i stop thinking about him? is he at least wondering what i’m doing? i love playing against him because he’s undeniably amazing and he’s adorable and he looks like an angry kitten when i chirp at him which is why i do it and he has such a lovely smile and such lovely manners and he speaks perfect french and i watch all of his interviews and he was so eager when we were together and how i wish i had his phone number i can’t wait to see him again.

shane: is he winning at blow jobs? god this is so fucking annoying.