Reheated Mania

Queer, 30s, never managed to be normal about anything. You can find me holding court under the waning gibbous moon 🌖

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Too late for a blog promo? 👋🏒💕

Long time tumblrina, this is my everything heated rivalry related side blog now main blog. I didn’t transfer every over in the switch, so if you’re looking for something that no longer exists, or anything else seems kind of wonky, that’s why.

I read a lot of m/m romance, including but not limited to many other horny hockey love stories (affectionate!) I’ve written fanfic for other fandoms and am very slowly working on 3 4 hollanov fics that I really hope to get posted and start sharing soon. But…¯\_(ツ)_/¯… you know how that goes. For now I’m mostly reblogging all of your head canons and going off in the tags, so just picture me cheering you on from the edge of the sandbox. Looking forward to diving in and start playing with y’all soon

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Can someone pretty please direct me to the “make Shane and Yuna as fucked up and Freudian as possible” tumblr user because I have THOUGHTS

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@mybloodstream-caffeine was this you darling?

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Can someone pretty please direct me to the “make Shane and Yuna as fucked up and Freudian as possible” tumblr user because I have THOUGHTS

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

My Cliff Marleau truth is I think that him and Ilya got absolutely plastered after the 2014 cup win, I mean black out wasted, and they're both riding the high of winning the fucking cup and they're at their like sixth club of the night and Cliff and Ilya kind of end up grinding up against the same girl - Cliff likes dark hair, Ilya likes freckles, in this case their tastes overlap - and it's wild and awesome haha Roz is fucking crazy man. Eventually Ilya leaves for a smoke and Cliff stumbles after him for some fresh air and he ends up bumming a fag from Ilya and cliff just can't stop grinning and okay yeah he's a little chubbed up, that chick was hot and also oh yeah THEY WON THE FUCKING CUP!!!! Anyway, Ilya notices Cliff's situation and does this exaggerated little eyebrow thing that makes Cliff laugh and shrug. And then Ilya is blowing smoke and leaning over and saying "need help with your little problem" and Cliff says "excuse you it's a plenty big problem" and Ilya goes "yeah? You gonna show me how big?" And Cliff is laughing and shaking his head - seriously, Rozzy is a fucking riot - and he's slapping a smirking Ilya on the shoulder and going back into the club to see if he can get another drink.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that years down the line, Cliff Marleau's singular unscrambled neuron is going to fire and he is going to wake up from a dead sleep because Holy fuck Ilya Rozanov 100% offered to blow him that one time and, if recent events are of any indication, he was serious about it!!!

[daiiku]

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I was inspired by the amazing poolside Ernie post made by @ilyasmole and just HAD to make my own.

Leo thank you for bringing whatever this is into my life 💕

[peachyjude]

and the thing is. like. ilya carries his pain about his mother for so long and so quietly. he never complains. he wires money home. his brother calls him slurs, considers him nothing more than a bloodbank of money, siphoning siphoning siphoning. he says i promise to work very hard for you, papa, for this american team. i promise to win. for you, mama. ilya and irina, the weight of a household on their shoulders. you must stand tall, ilya, just like her. carry it with grace. do not let the household crumble. fill the emptiness with something else— girls, sex, money, alcohol, shane — no, not shane. shane is separate. shane isn’t allowed to see the hole in your chest, the festering wound. it’s okay, tuck it away like mama’s cross beneath your shirt. you’re good at keeping things hidden. deflect and divert. back straight, ilya, eyes up, ignore the blood pooling, ignore the blackened flesh. you can play with missing teeth, you can play with bruised ribs, you can weather anything. focus, this is nothing. grit your teeth and bear it. when you tell shane about mama, make sure he does not think she was weak. she was funny and beautiful, and papa was so hard on her. make sure he knows that first. who cares that you’re still bleeding, ilya, quit slouching, lazy boy — you’re beginning to look just like her.

[robertfagden]

real person facts with evidence

[robertfagden]

real person reasonable assumptions

[clytemnestraaa]

can i be honest i don't think shane would like being high all that much i think he would be like oh my god They Know. what do they know? and who is they? that doesn't matter. They All Know. also all his socks feel wrong but his bare feet feel wrong too. he's locking himself in the linen closet in the fetal position.

[ryebreadgf]

women be looking at pictures of their childhood selves and trying to find a way back to them

[grabmyboner]

my husband answers a phone call from any of his friends and says some variation of “hey baby. miss me? what are you wearing?” and then they do this bit back and forth it’s like gay chicken but how far will they push the hypothetical gay phone sex. I just sit there listening because I love gay stuff

[hollanoveau]

this is truly the most cliff marleau coded image

[shanehollanderholee]

take it slow! take it easy on me!!!!!!

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

shane kills someone and ilya is like no was not murder he had good reason defending him til the very end and ilya kills someone and shane is just like fuck do it again baby 😍😍😍😍

[peachyjude]

no but who needs ai when we have the most beautiful minds of our generation who love to yes and a bit to death on tumblr dot com

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i would like to see connor in some yoga pants

[ilyasmole]

less than a week until the first day of summer.....aka less than a week until wet hot shane summer begins.....

[reheatedmania]

thank you for this amazing creation Leo, I was ✨ 💕💫INSPIRED ✨💕💫