i was being ROMANTIC!!! its supposed to be a god damn romantic gesture. isn't it touching that i dug through your photos and figured out the city you live in, found your apartment, followed you until i knew your schedule, made a copy of your key while you slept, stole your underwear, and surprised you with your favorite flowers on your birthday?? no, hey, stop straining, you'll give yourself rope burn. fuck, you're so pretty when you cry.











