#iszfyodor

[incrtbsd]

*Dazai falls through ceiling and lands on his face, breaking a window*

Atsushi, not even turning around: Good morning, Dazai.

Dazai, getting up like nothing happened: Good morning.

[incrtbsd]

Kunikida, watching the news: Some idiot tried fighting a squid at the aquarium.

Dazai, covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incrtbsd]

Fyodor: The power went out.

Nikolai: I got this! *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Fyodor:

Sigma:

Nikolai: I swallowed a glow stick!

Sigma, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU?!

[incrtbsd]

Dazai: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Sigma: Bees?

Dazai: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

*Nikolai approaches shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Sigma, panicking: WAIT-

[incrtbsd]

Tachihara: The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?

Higuchi : Yes, but do you know what’s even more beautiful?

Tachihara and Higuchi, sighing in unison: Gin Akutagawa.

[incrtbsd]

Fukuzawa: Did you eat my powdered donuts?

Ranpo, with sugar all over his lap and mouth: No..

Fukuzawa: Then what's that?

Ranpo:

Ranpo: Cocaine.

[incrtbsd]

Dazai: Akutagawa, keep an eye on Atsushi today. He might say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Akutagawa: Sure, I’d love to see Atsushi get punched.

Dazai: Try again.

Akutagawa, sighing: I will stop Atsushi from getting punched.

[incrtbsd]

Dazai, admiring a sleeping Chuuya: You’re so cute.

Chuuya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Dazai, lovingly: I know.