Nessa: Millennials are blamed for everything! It’s getting old!
Bea: The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rattata. It was transmitted by millennials.
Piers: Millennials shot Versace.
Victor: Millennials killed off the dinosaurs.
Sonia: Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenburg.
Gloria: Cain was a millennial.
Marnie: Millennials caused the Great Permian Extinction.
Leon: The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with a floating colony of ocean millennials.
Raihan: 10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For.
Hop: Millennials killed Princess Diana.
Leon: I though we agreed that one was John Mulaney.
Hop: John Mulaney is a millennial!