Oct 7, 2020
Hop: Ah yes baguettes, the ekans of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eelektrik, good sir.
Baker: What?
Victor: Just ignore him.
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Hop: Ah yes baguettes, the ekans of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eelektrik, good sir.
Baker: What?
Victor: Just ignore him.
Victor: Why do you carry a knife in your pocket?
Gloria: In case a dickhead tries to steal my curry.
Victor: You have curry in your pocket? Why?
Gloria, pulling a plastic baggie full of curry out of her pocket: Why not?
Hop: Your hands, I want to hold them
Victor: Your lips, I want to kiss them
Bede: Your dreams, I want to hear them
Gloria: YOUR TOES, HAND EM OVER
Nessa: Millennials are blamed for everything! It’s getting old!
Bea: The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rattata. It was transmitted by millennials.
Piers: Millennials shot Versace.
Victor: Millennials killed off the dinosaurs.
Sonia: Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenburg.
Gloria: Cain was a millennial.
Marnie: Millennials caused the Great Permian Extinction.
Leon: The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with a floating colony of ocean millennials.
Raihan: 10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For.
Hop: Millennials killed Princess Diana.
Leon: I though we agreed that one was John Mulaney.
Hop: John Mulaney is a millennial!
Red: Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing *pans camera to all the other male protags*
Ethan, Brendan, Lucas, Hilbert, Nate, Calem, Elio, and Victor: Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.
All the male protage: *shake their heads in unison*
Victor: Hey, what's with the outfit? Trying to be a dollar store Hatsune Miku?
Klara: I could slip a cyanide pill into your drink right now and you wouldn't notice it. Don't try me, bitch.
Gloria: Listen up, Victor. I need you to get me Sonic The Hedgehog Horse Adventures & Knuckles for PS2 or I'll rip out your spines and eat them.
Victor: *quietly sneaks up behind Piers*
Victor, holding a bat: VIBE CHECK
Piers: *screeches at a level so high that it shatters glass*
Piers: What the fuck dude?