#incorrect ben 10

[the-ben10team-said-what]

Gwen : do you love me?

Kevin: yes i do

Gwen : how much?

Kevin: a lot

Gwen: more than your car?

Kevin : [ pauses] * places hands over the speakers*

Kevin : * whispering* yes?

Gwen : IT CAN'T HEAR YOU KEVIN , IT'S A CAR!

[far-from-fran]

Kevin: You’re so fucking beautiful Kevin: It pisses me off Kevin: All I can think about is your stupid lips and your long-ass eyelashes Kevin: I have a reputation to keep up! Kevin: So, if you could just stop, I would love that. Ben: ... ... Thanks?

[of-thieves-and-witches]

Gwen : Kevin you're losing blood ! Quick what's your type?

Kevin: uhh red hair, green eyes , good at fighting, uhh I don't how this is suppsoed to help

Gwen : I MEANT YOUR BLOOD TYPE !

Kevin : ohh , I don't know.. red?

[shadow-coolness]

*Ben 10 Multiverse*

Irene: They say live people ignore the strange and unusual, i myself am strange and unusual.

Frightwig:……Wha-

*Punches her in the face as Frankenstrike*

Ben 100: Ugh, How long have we been doing this again?

Gwen: 10 years but it definitely feels more like Eons.

Ben 100:…….Say that again.

Zennith: So let me get this straight: You’re future self came to the past?

Azmuth: Yep.

Zennith: To give you something you created in the future?

Azmuth: Yes.

Zennith: Because the future got so bad that time travel was the only option?

Azmuth: Indeed.

Zennith: And this creation is a watch that can transform you into almost every species in the universe?

Azmuth: It appears so.

Zennith:…You are beyond any type of control you know that?

Azmuth: I do now.

Ben: As they say in Russian, "Damn my space watch that lets me transform into multiple types of aliens across the universe has once again given me the wrong alien for this situation."

Tiffany: Hey how yall-

Ben: *Snarls and growls*

Tiffany: AAAAAHHHHH!!! GET YO FUCKING COUSIN BITCH!!

Gwen: He dont bite.

Tiffany: *Holding Ben back* YES HE DO!!

TBWNN: So Billions The Kid, we meet again.

BTK: That we do Tennyson.

TBWNN: We both how this is gonna end.

BTK: Yeah, Me victorious.

TBWNN: Clearly the sun is frying your brain because theres no way you beat me.

BTK: Then lets settle this now.

*The 2 stand there getting ready as a tumbleweed tumbles path them*

TBWNN: *Prepares his Omnitrix*

BTK: *Pulls out a laser gun and fires*

*TBWNN transforms into Chromastone,absorbs the laser blast and fires it back*

BTK: Oh Shi-*gets blasted*

TBWNN: As i said, Brain Fried.

Ben: Man can you believe im the one who discovered fire?

Gwen: You nearly destroyed an entire forest.

Ben:…..But now we can make meat even tastier.

Ben: Sometimes i can still hear his voice.

Zs’Skayr: Gay Gay Homosexual gay.

[hcaxl-hob]

Prime: Time for plan G.

Benzarro: Don’t mean plan B?

Prime: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Alkia: What about plan D?

Prime: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Nega: What about plan E?

Prime: I’m hoping not to use it. Ben 23 dies in plan E.

Bad: I like plan E.

Alkia: *facepalms* Please try to get along for five minutes.

[queenevanscent]

How I think Ben reacted when Gwen told him she was leaving for Friedkin.

Ben: Gwen come on, we're a trio, we've always been a trio! We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred!

Kevin: I call dibs on being Batman!

Gwen: Ben please I think this'll be good for me

Ben : Romeo and Juliet and the Apothecary!

Gwen: how the heck do you know that word?

Ben: Salt and pepper and cumin!

[evilclone056]

randy: I’m an idiot. ben: jake: danny: adrien: randy: ben: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

[cobalt-chaos]

Kevin: "Take it off and I'll give you 10 bucks."

Ben: "Oh boy 10 bucks." (proceeds to try and take the watch off)

Gwen: "No, Ben your watch is worth more than 10 bucks."

Ben: "Hey your right, make it 20."

Gwen: (Glares)