#incorrect braime

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime, seeing Brienne for the first time: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.

Brienne:

Jaime: I’m kinda into that.

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

Jaime since he watched Brienne kill those Stark men:

Jaime: Wench, I bet you wish I would fling you down and tear off your clothes.

Brienne: No, shut up.

Jaime: I would be your third betrothed...

Brienne: No.

Jaime: We should have the wedding in the Great Sept...

Brienne: No.

Jaime: You can choose the name of our first child...

Brienne: No.

Jaime: I’ll choose the rest of them though...Five, we should have five. No! Seven, we’ll have seven.

Brienne: No.

Jaime: Here, this tree, I’ll make my rocking chair from this tree, and you’ll sit in my lap when we grow old.

Brienne:...

Jaime: Alright, I can sit in yours...

[winged-wolves]

Jaime: We need an adult!

Sansa: But… you’re an adult...?

Jaime: No, we need a real adult. Brienne!

[bertharussellgf]

Jaime: how do you like your eggs?

Brienne:

Brienne: fertilized

Jaime: ......have i not been doing that????

[darcydash]

Jaime riding back to Brienne with puppy as an apology:

[cuntnymeria]

Arya: im gonna do it

Sansa: please don’t

Sandor: ah for fuck’s sake

Brienne: seriously? Again?

Nymeria: *looks at the camera like she’s in the office*

Jon: wait what’s ‘it’?

Arya: ...

Sansa: ...

Sandor: cunt

Brienne: i-

Nymeria: *still looking at the camera like she’s in the office*

Gendry: im it

Jon: ...

Jon: YOu sOn oF A BitCh

[atearsarahjane]

Sansa: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Brienne: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Sansa: That wasn’t an ambulance; I drove you

Brienne: But I heard a siren

Sansa: That was Jaime

Jaime: I’m sorry, I got nervous

[mentallyinwalmart]

Tyrion, in a crowded room: fuck I can’t find Jaime

Podrick: oh no worries I got this

Podrick: Brienne Of Tarth isn’t beautiful of honorable

*a gold hand comes flying across the room*

Jaime: what the FUCK did you just say?