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Leo: *moping after coming back from Ogygia*

Jason, working it out: Wait. You met someone?? Oh my god, tell me everything!

Leo, sighing dramatically: It was biblical. Shakespearean. Someday Lin-Manuel Miranda will rap about it.

EVEN MORE INCORRECT PJO QUOTES: CALEO EDITION

Leo: So you like cats? Calypso: Yeah. Leo: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

Leo: I like your new pants! Calypso: Thanks, they were 50 off! Leo: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. winks Calypso: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Leo: Thats’s… not what I meant. Calypso: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Leo.

Leo: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Calypso: Marry me.

Calypso: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Leo: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Calypso, already taking off their clothes: God, Leo, you’re so fucking stupid.

Leo: This date is boring! Calypso: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Leo: Then why did you invite me? Calypso: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Calypso I'll do whatever I want!

Calypso: Are you trying to seduce me? Leo: Why, are you seducible?

Calypso: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Leo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Waitress: Hi, can I take your order?

Leo: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Calypso *shaking her head*: Eggs. He wants eggs.

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When Ordering At Starbucks

Percy: Hi! Can I get a caramel frappuccino please? *gets order* Thanks!

Annabeth: Good morning! May I have a mocha frap? *gets order* Thank You.

Nico: Morning. Can I have a raw black coffee? *gets order* Thanks I guess.

Will: Hi! Good morning! Can I please get a pineapple smoothie? *gets order* Thank you, have a great day!

Piper: Morning! Can I get a fruit smoothie with apples and berries please? *gets order* Thank you! And btw love your necklace!

Jason: Morning..uhm can I get a latte? *gets order* Thanks.

Hazel: Good Morning luv! Can I have a grape smoothie? *gets order* Thank you so much! Bye!

Frank: Hello..can I get a hot cocoa? *gets order* Thank you.

Leo: Morning pretty lady! Can I get a mocha and your number? *gets order but not number lol* I..I tried..

Calypso: Mornin'! Can I get a water! *gets order* Thank You!

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Jason: what’s an 8 letter word that means beautiful?

Leo: *smiles* Calypso.

Calypso:

Calypso: Leo my name has 7 letters

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leo: “hey calypso, guess how hot you are?” calypso: *rolls her eyes* “how hot, leo?” leo: “as hot as my hand right now” *lights it on fire* calypso: “YOU JUST SET MY HAIR ON FIRE!!!!” leo: “dam, you’re hotter than i thought” calypso: “NOT THE TIME, LEO”

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