Why are you here

you should have left

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[joeybaboo20]

More incorrect quotes!

Percy: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Annabeth: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Percy: Stop.

Annabeth: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Percy: We could attack them with hummus. Annabeth: I stand corrected. Percy: Just keeping things in perspective.

Percy: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers! Annabeth: Please, just say fuck.

Annabeth: Oh man, you have any shaving cream? Percy: No, I don't like the way that it tastes. Annabeth: Wait… you eat shaving cream? Percy: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

Jason: We have to plan, we have to figure something out. Leo: Jason, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Annabeth: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Percy: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Annabeth: Percy, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Percy: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Piper: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business. Frank: No, well, actually, it is. Piper: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Nico: Hey, Annabeth. Why did the chicken cross the road? Annabeth: To get to the other side? Nico: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ Annabeth: Uh… fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road? Nico: To get to the idiot’s house. Annabeth: …Ok? Piper: Hey, Annabeth. Knock knock. Annabeth: No. Piper: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” Annabeth: Fine… let’s get this over with. Who’s there? Piper: The chicken. Annabeth: Piper: Nico: Annabeth: Listen here you little shits-

Percy: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Annabeth, blushing: Okay. Frank: It's fucking summer.

Percy: You can do it Piper! Percy: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Leo: Percy has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Leo: I asked Percy where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed. Leo: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

Percy: walks into the room Jason: They’re covered in blood again. Why is it they’re always covered in blood? Annabeth: Well, it looks like it’s their own blood this time.

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a lil tired of creek fics where tweek is desperate to get to know craig (no shade to those who write that, its super cute btw). wheres craig seeing tweek and instinctively being like 'i need to know him'. i want clyde to be like 'i'll help you craig :D' and token to be like 'who is this tweek guy' and jimmy to be like 'what the f-f-fuck is goin- go- happening'. i want tweek to be like 'why are these people so invested in me oh god am i going to die' but no its just craigs friends trying to help an awkward craig.

[joeybaboo20]

one word: yes

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fun facts about sharks

[lisathewife101]

Great descriptions to bounce off of. Helps brainstorming.

[joeybaboo20]

GUYS IM IN PANIC MODE I CANT FIND MY FAV STEDDIE FIC WHICH IS BASICALLY THE FRUITY 4 + JOHNATHAN DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN AS THE CHARACTERS FROM THE BREAKFAST CLUB AND STEVE IS THE PRINCESS WHILE EDDIES LIKE THE BAD BOY AND IM SOBBING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[joeybaboo20]

FACTS ABOUT ME:

Faction (Divergent): Erudite

Hogwarts House: Gryffinclaw (Gryffindor & Ravenclaw)

Patronus (Harry Potter): Mink

Godly Parent (Percy Jackson): Athena

Zodiac: Sagittarius

Birthday: December 14

Birthstone: Turquoise

*WILL UPDATE

[fever-dreamer97]

There is no in between.

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

Waiting for the day we read Tsats and loose our shit as Will pulls out his revolver and shoots a monster right in the head before it can attack Nico.

And Nico looks at his Ray of Sunshine of a boyfriend. Stunned but beyond impressed.

“Where’d you get that?” He asks, with a hint of excitement in his voice.

“Oh! My grandfather gave me Susan before I left for camp” Will smiled. “Now that I think about it, maybe giving a nine year old a revolver wasn’t really the safest parting gift—”

“—Wait…Susan..?”

“Susan!” Will nodded as he raised the gun.

Nico gave out a chuckle. “I like Susan”

[joeybaboo20]

Writing Prompt:

I thought of this randomly while doing my history HW so... 😅

To all writers out there:

"You know, I thought it was a given that I wouldn't like you. 'Cause you almost tried to KILL ME!"

[joeybaboo20]

Piper: Hey Nico, what's wrong?

Nico: I think I like Will... but it's obvious he doesn't like me back

[flashback to a couple days ago]

Piper: Hey Will?

Will: Yeah?

Piper: Who would you save if they fell down a volcano? Me or Annabeth?

Will: *not paying attention* Nico

Piper:

Piper:...Nico wasn't an option

[back to present]

Piper: .... sure

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I don't care what anyone else says the perfect casting choice for Apollo in the percy Jackson show would be Lil Nas X

[joeybaboo20]

PJO Incorrect Quotes

Imagine if the 7 + Calypso, Will, Nico, Reyna & Thalia all lived together (Mortal AU).... I wonder what it would be like. Something like this.....

Annabeth: closes a cabinet a crash is heard behind the cabinet door Will: What was that? Annabeth: The sound of someone else's problem.

Percy: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Jason: Why are we so fucking awesome? Percy: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

Piper: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Will: Sure! Will: Whats your favorite color? Piper, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Nico: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Piper: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Nico: How so? Piper: It makes holes.

Thalia: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer. Annabeth: Thalia: Annabeth: …Please, go back to bed.

Thalia: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Piper, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

Thalia: I know what you're up to. Piper: Really? Because I barely know.

Percy: Nico, you need to react when people cry! Nico: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Piper: Hey Reyna, can I get some icecream? Reyna: Only a spoonful! Piper: Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.'

Percy: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt? Leo : Leo : Why are you eating dirt? Percy: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

Percy: And what do I get out of this? Calypso: I will give you a dollar. Percy: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Calypso: How bout two dollars? Percy: You got yourself a deal.

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DUMPLOAD MORE OF PJO INCORRECT QUOTES: SOLANGELO EDITION

Will: Can I bother you for a second? Nico: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Will: Am I going to far? Nico: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Nico: Hi, I'm Will's emergency contact. Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up? Nico: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

Nico: Relationships should be 50/50. Will cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Nico: You’re an idiot. Will: That’s the charm.

Nico: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Will: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Will: Wow, did you hear that voice crack? Nico: That wasn't a voice crack, that was a whole voice meth.

Will: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Nico. Nico: I hate myself. Will: Alright, square up.

Nico: We need a plan to beat them. Will: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Nico: Will: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Will: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Nico: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Will: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water? Nico: Because your toast would get soggy!

Nico: You disgust me. Will: eating a kitkat sideways I realize this and don’t care.

Nico: I have issues. Will: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Nico: With you.

Will: I've connected the two dots. Nico: You didn't connect shit. Will: I've connected them.

Will: You look mentally ill. Nico: I am. Let’s go.

Will: I desire moisture. Nico: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

Nico: You use emoji’s like a straight person. Will: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Will: You have your weirdly sincere humility. Nico: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

Will: I think we should kiss. Nico: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Will: Can you keep a secret? Nico: Do you know anything about my life? Will: No, I don't. Good point.

Will: I'm never having a debate with Nico again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

Will: Don’t you have any dignity, Nico? Nico: Uh, no.

Will: That was so hot, Nico. Nico: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Will: I'm so in love with you.

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EVEN MORE INCORRECT PJO QUOTES: CALEO EDITION

Leo: So you like cats? Calypso: Yeah. Leo: tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table

Leo: I like your new pants! Calypso: Thanks, they were 50 off! Leo: I’d like them better if they were 100 off. winks Calypso: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Leo: Thats’s… not what I meant. Calypso: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Leo.

Leo: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Calypso: Marry me.

Calypso: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Leo: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Calypso, already taking off their clothes: God, Leo, you’re so fucking stupid.

Leo: This date is boring! Calypso: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Leo: Then why did you invite me? Calypso: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Calypso I'll do whatever I want!

Calypso: Are you trying to seduce me? Leo: Why, are you seducible?