Mars

she/they i’m a lesbian now

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Writing Prompt:

Each supervillain has their own favorite civilian whether it be Steve, the head of security at their go-to bank to rob or Deborah, or go always sneaks a few extra nuggets in their meal.

If another villain happens to kidnap their favorite civilian they go WILD.

Villain 1: Dude are you really going to start a war over some guy???

Villain 2: That GUY happens to be Jared and he fixes my car once a month!

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rise mikey is who i aspire to be

no think, just ninja

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forget bisexual tim drake and gay super boy

i discovered a gender-fluid immortal hero named Shining Knight

real name(s): Ystin/Justin/Ystina

she was present at the rebirth of Merlin and he was given Excalibur on King Arthur’s death bed

Sir Justin was granted immortality from a sip from the holy grail but was cursed to want more

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Book boys I’d sell my little brother for:

No one, as much as we fight, i love him

•Maxon Schreave

•Percy Jackson

•Leo Valdez

•King Grey of Emberfall

•Ravi Singh

•Prince Henry

•Adam Carlsen

•Cardan Greenbriar

•Seth Gray

•Jesper Fahey

•Wylan van Eck

•Baz Grimm-Pitch

•Bram Greenfield

•Julian Diaz

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i’m all for loving my boy toy twink jason but like- gaslight gatekeep girl boss piper is my boo

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imagine being a neurodivergent non-binary bisexual thinking you’re different when really all the others have colored hair, nature themed chosen names, and anxiety

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the ungodly sounds that left my body when i heard walker say those opening words…

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someone needs to stop me

i’ve been binging disney channel movies and it’s really screwing with my expectations for my love life

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Leo: I made tea.

Calypso: I don’t want tea.

Leo: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Calypso: Then why are you telling me?

Leo: It is a conversation starter.

Calypso: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Leo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Percy: Annabeth, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Annabeth: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Percy: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Grover.

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Random Camper: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Nico: I'm a knife.

Will, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.

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Annabeth: We need a distraction.

Percy: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Grover, whispering: My time has come

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I came here to rant so if you care about the casting for Annabeth, please stay

i think that it is fucking disgusting how people are being so mean to a literal twelve year old child just because of the color of her skin

breaking news, that’s racist

I am repulsed that people went to such measures of getting her banned on tiktok just because she isn’t white and blonde like book annabeth

Rick even made a post pointing out about how this is completely uncalled for and he will not stand for such disrespect towards someone he has hand picked himself

Rick personally believes that she is the best person for this roll and we should too

The thing is, most people who are attacking her comment sections and reporting her aren’t even the target age for percy jackson, they’re just older fans who don’t like that they aren’t getting their white and blonde annabeth like the books

And they don’t even realize the small things they say are racist “i wish she were blonde” “that’s not how i pictured her” “annabeth is white”

Ive had my fair share of racist comments and let me tell you, it does not feel good, it makes you feel like shit and it’s not fun to think about how people can feel this way about you just because your skin is a different color

Suck it up. Stop acting like a child. Don’t be an asshole. Leah is our Annabeth.

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Percy: Is it still visible? Where Nico slapped me?

Piper: You’re face looks like a don’t walk sign

Hazel: You’re face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box

Leo: A palm reader could tell Nico’s future by looking at your face

Annabeth: The phrase “talk to the hand ‘cause the face ain’t listening” doesn’t work because the hand is your face

Percy: … a simple “yes” would have sufficed

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Allura: Good morning.

Hunk: Good morning.

Shiro: Good morning.

Keith: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Pidge: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Shiro: What’s something you guys are better than Keith at?

Pidge: Mario Kart.

Hunk: Yeah, video games.

Lance: Emotional vulnerability.

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Pidge: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Hunk will and will not eat.

Keith: Grass? Yes!

Pidge: Moss? Yes!!

Keith: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Pidge: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Keith: Worms? Sometimes!

Pidge: Rocks? Usually nah.

Keith: Twigs? Usually!

Pidge: Coran's cooking? Inconclusive!

Shiro: How did you… test this?

Pidge: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Shiro: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Lance: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?