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[gustingirl]

Kai: what do I say?

Suho: just tell her “your eyes are beautiful”

Kai: *goes back to Jennie* my eyes are beautiful

Jennie:

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a friend...

kyungsoo *teaches math* : Kai, if you have ten apples and you give two to your friend, what do you have?

kai : *teary eyes* a friend （＞人＜；）

kyungsoo : *jumps to hug kai* you have friends, but listen you little piece of masterpiece, you have eight.

Kai : ..

kyungsoo : I NEED A SMART FATHER FOR MY KIDS

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Exo in Chile

Suho: Hey kids, don’t forget to bring your coats and jackets because-

Exo: pLEASE DON’T SAY IT

Suho: because its chilly here

Exo: *sighs*

Suho: :-)

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bless me achoo

baekhyun : sorry bro, i just sneezed and liked your post.

chanyeol : u-huh, and commented "damn daddy" on all my fuckin' selfies?

baekhyun : i hAVe thE FlU....

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scrabble

taemin : i'll start by placing an "A"

Mark: I'll add to your "A" to make "AS"

Baekhyun : Let me add your "AS" into "ASS"

kai : I'll add to your "ASS" to "LUCAS IS THE BIGGEST ASS FOR BEING ANNOYING YET CUTE AF TO ME AND TREATING ME LIKE I AM YOUNGER THAN HIM."

taeyong : kai hyung that's not how we play the game

kai : *flips table* (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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baeksoo (ToT)/~~~

baekhyun : why are you like this? you can always share and cry

kyungsoo : i used too much "No more tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then

baekhyun : bro

kyungsoo : bro

baekhyun : *hugs kyungsoo* ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)

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if soo and doie have deep talk

kyungsoo : how do i politely tell someone that i want to hit their face with a brick several times?

doyoung : one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly

kyungsoo : *teary eyes* that was poetry

MARK : THAT WAS A CRY FOR THERAPY FROM BOTH OF YOU

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chicken drought

kai : (lying face down on the floor) LIFE IS MEANINGLESS

baekhyun : well, i knew that. care to elborate?

kai : we're out of chicken

taemin : of course that's why you're having a meltdown